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Look who it is!: My Story电子书

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作       者:Alan Carr

出  版  社:HarperCollins

出版时间:2008-12-04

字       数:35.8万

所属分类: 进口书 > 外文原版书 > 文学/自传/回忆录

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The brilliantly funny Sunday Times top ten bestseller. Alan Carr tells his life story in his own words, from growing up in a football-mad family in Northampton to his rise as one of Britain’s best-loved comedians. ‘Puberty had been unkind. Whereas it had come in the night and left the other boys with chiselled, stubbly chins and deep masculine voices, I’d been left with a huge pair of knockers and the voice of a pensioner.’ Alan Carr Alan Carr grew up in one of the most boring towns in England – Northampton. A place known for making shoes. It was also known for its football club, Northampton Town FC. Alan’s dad as manager of the club was a local hero. A dream come true for most lads, but not Alan. Alan wore glasses and had man boobs at 14. He did not like P.E. In his very first book, Alan tells his life story, (‘oh and what a life’) with his unique twist of natural, observational humour – ‘I’m not saying I’m a fantasist but there have been times when things that I’ve seen on television when I was younger have tended to seep into my subconscious and blended into my own life. I remember telling my Mum about the time I stopped that woman from having a diamond encrusted necklace stolen and she’d say ‘No Alan, that was Poirot.’ With his tongue-in-cheek, end of pier humour that made him famous, Alan describes an ordinary life in bursts of technicolour. His journey from awkward schoolboy hiding his man-boobs on the pitch, drinking tea with the dinner ladies and working in a call centre, to becoming one of our best-loved comedians likened to the great Frankie Howerd, make his book a guaranteed tickler with a laugh-out-loud gag on every page.
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Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Contents

Preface

Chapter One: Kick-Off!

Chapter Two: ‘You Couldn’t Score In A Brothel!’

Chapter Three: ‘Who Are Ya? Who Are Ya?’

Chapter Four: Playing Away From Home

Chapter Five: Going Down In The Box

Chapter Six: Missing Chances

Chapter Seven: ‘It’s Nice To Know You’Re Here – F*** Off!’

Chapter Eight: Changing Ends

Chapter Nine: Match Fit

Chapter Ten: Sliding Tackle

Chapter Eleven: Fighting Relegation

Chapter Twelve: The Final Whistle

Thank-Yous

Copyright

About the Publisher

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