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Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit电子书

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作       者:Jill Conner Browne

出  版  社:Simon & Schuster

出版时间:2008-01-01

字       数:31.8万

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When does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way. Part of that new math, says #1 New York Times bestselling author Jill Conner Browne—whom USA TODAY calls “just plain funny”—includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family. The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, because anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable—so you might as well laugh! As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of “knowledge,” the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love—or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever—and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide. -How to talk to a pregnant woman -How the diamonds on delivery policy can speed up the labor nature intended -Why a good mother is always adept at subterfuge -The list of things you wouldn't think you would have to tell kids not to do -Why mothers of sons can never retire -Why, for parents, it's just a short drive to the poorhouse The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit will have everyone who's ever been a parent—or has ever thought of becoming one—or has ever been a child—or is still one—giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those childbearing years...and beyond.
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Cover

Colophon

Also by Jill Conner Browne

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Contents

Introduction

1. Holy Shit!

2. Igmo Husbands

3. How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman

4. Past Your Due Date?

5. There Are Already Plenty of George Foremans

6. Baby Food

7. Life Is Hard Enough—Pledge Beta

8. Let’s Eat!

9. Naps and Other Sleeping Opportunities

10. Brother’s Keeper. Low Pay, Few Benefits

11. Penii

12. Potty Training

13. You Might Think It’s Funny but It’s not

14. Find a Hole and Fill It

15. Loveys

16. Traveling with Kids

17. A Pulse Does Not a Babysitter Make

18. Kids’ Parties

19. The Tooth Fairy and Other Skulduggery

20. Kids’ Cussing

21. Sex Talk

22. Stranger Danger

23. Discipline, Values, and Remaining Unincarcerated

24. Manners Matter

25. It’s Just a Short Drive to the Poorhouse

26. Housework Kills Plenty of People All the Time

27. More Play, Less Fray

28. Endings

Acknowledgments

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