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They Call Me Naughty Lola电子书

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作       者:David Rose

出  版  社:Scribner

出版时间:2006-11-28

字       数:13.2万

所属分类: 进口书 > 外文原版书 > 艺术/建筑/历史

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I've divorced better men than you. And worn more expensive shoes than these. So don't think placing this ad is the biggest comedown I've ever had to make. Sensitive F, 34. Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds. They Call Me Naughty Lola is a testament to the creativity and humor that can still be found among men and women longing for love and allergic to the concepts of Internet and speed dating. Here is an irresistible collection of the most brilliant and often absurd personal ads from the world's funniest - and most erudite - lonely-hearts column. The ads have been called "surreal haikus of the heart" and in an age of false advertising, the men and women who write them are hindered neither by high expectations nor by positivism of any kind. And yet, while hopes of finding a suitable mate remain low, the column has produced a handful of marriages, many friendships, and at least one divorce. Here are the young, old, fat, bald, healthy, ill, rich, and poor hoping that they can find true love, or at the very least, someone to call them Naughty Lola.
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Cover

Colophon

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Contents

Introduction

Love is strange–wait ’til you see my feet

I’ve divorced better men than you

Last time I had this much fun, I was on forty tablets a day

Golden nutritious wheat in a rotting column of chaff

I once came within an ace of making my own toothpaste

Vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge

They call me naughty Lola

My last chance to get a man fell in autumn, 1992

I’m not a vet, but I do enjoy volunteer work

My mind is a globe of excitement

Must all the women in my life take the witness stand?

Like the ad above, but better-educated

The harsh realities of my second mortgage

This column reads like a list of X-File character rejects

Failure? Pah! I invented the word

Evel Knievel / chronology of jumps and injuries

Index

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