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作       者:Moore, Christopher

出  版  社:William Morrow

出版时间:2009-10-13

字       数:33.4万

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Being undead sucks. Literally.Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.
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Dedication

Contents

1 Get Over It, a Lot of People Are Dead

2 The Last Poop

3 I Am Poor and My Cat Is Huge

4 Red and White and Dead All Over

5 The Emperor of San Francisco

6 Do Animals Get the Blues?

7 The List

8 She Walks in Beauty

9 It’s Like Time Travel, Only, You Know, Slower…

10 Red, White, and Blue, Not Necessarily in That Order

11 Then, When They Woke Up

12 Blood, Coffee, Sex, Magic—Not Necessarily in That Order

13 Moving Day

14 Powers for Good

15 Broken Clowns

16 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Completely Fucked Servant of the Vampyre Flood

17 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Newly Baptized Minion of the Children of the Night

18 Nobody Likes a Dead Whore

19 Our Dead Homeys

20 It’s a Wonderful Life

21 Ladies and Gentlemen, Presenting the Disappointments

22 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Pathetic Nosferatu Noobsicle

23 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: The Hunted

24 The Half-Life of American Cheese

25 They Know Not What They Do

26 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Star-Crossed Lover and Tragic Femme Fatale

27 Well, That Was Fucked Up

28 Wallflowers of the Night

29 Don’t You Hate Running into Your Ex?

30 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Dark and Mysterious Goddess of Forbidden Love

31 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Not Unlike the Toaster, I Control the Darkness

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Books by Christopher Moore

Copyright

About the Publisher

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