Do You Know: A good reason to be phobic about oysters and olivesThat you can step inside a roaring coal furnace and feet coolThat Jesus had an older brotherHow shutting your mouth can help you avoid brain surgeryHow to avoid cow-pies during your baptismHow to survive in the winter wilderness with only a fishing pole and a sausage?Chris Crutcherknows the answers to these things and more.And once you have read about Chris Crutcher's life as a dateless, broken-toothed, scabbed-over, God-fearing dweeb, and once you have contemplated his ascension to the buckskin-upholstered throne of the King of the Mild Frontier, you will close this book, close your eyes and hold it to your chest, and say, "I, too, can be an author."Hell, anyone can.