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作       者:Gillespie, Hollis

出  版  社:Avon

出版时间:2014-03-01

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Drawing on her peripatetic childhood as the daughter of a travelling salesman, and her adult residence in one of Atlanta's seedier crack neighbourhoods, columnist and NPR commentator Hollis Gillespie has assembled a comic, poignant memoir about her life, starring her unusual family and her crazy friends.NPR commentator Hollis Gillespie's outrageously funny and equally heartbreaking collection of autobiographical tales chronicles her journey through self reckoning and the worst neighbourhoods in Atlanta in search of a home she can call her own. The daughter of a missile scientist and an alcoholic travelling trailer salesman, Gillespie was nine before she realized not everybody's mother made bombs, and thirty before she realized it was possible to live in one place longer than a six month lease allows. Supporting her are the social outcasts she calls her best friends: Daniel, a talented and eccentric artist; Grant, who makes his living peddling folk art by a denounced nun who paints plywood signs with twisted evangelical sayings; and Lary, who often, out of compassion, offers to shoot her like a lame horse.Hollis's friends help her battle the mess of obstacles that stand in her way including her warped childhood, in which her parents moved her and her siblings around the country like carnival barkers, chasing missile building contracts and other whimsies, such as her father's dream to patent and sell door to door the world's most wondrous key chain. A past like this will make you doubt you'll ever have a future, much less roots. Miraculously, though, Gillespie manages to plant exactly that: roots, as wrested and dubious as they are.As Gillespie says, Life is too damn short to remain trapped in your own Alcatraz. Follow her on this wickedly funny journey as she manages to escape again and again.
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Dedication

Contents

Introduction

Hellish Gargoyle

Suicidal Tendencies

Fear of Dreams

Everybody’s Mother

Changing Values

Poisoned Fish

One Word

Not the End of the World

Stealing Home

The Happiest Man Alive

Curse of Financial Fools

Eight Naked Strangers

The Perfect Father

Drowning

Piercing Experience

The Most Merciless Weapon

Dance of Life

Something Caught

I Can Fly

Big Dix

Bona Fide Fag Status

Welcome to Heaven

I Don’t Swallow

Gay Man Loves Woman

A Jar of Teeth

Nothin’ Harder Than a Preacher’s Dick

Bad Vision

One of Those Nights

Grant Makes It

Putting Out

Fugitives from Bad Credit

A Strange Man

Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch

A White Father

You Can’t Get Away

A Sign

A Reason to Live

Left Behind

On My Knees

Killer Turkey

A Land That No Longer Exists

Letting Go in Las Vegas

My Mother and the History of Pornography

Hanging on in Zurich

A Pool of Piss

Born-Again Booze Weenie

An Ode to Crappy Cars

Confessions of a Festival Whore

Hell Is a Festival

Lost Things

Bare Breasts

A Dead Cat

A Clean Slate

Ample Breasts Bursting with Desire

In My Head

My Outstretched Hand

The Long Good-bye

It’s All About Safety

Escaping in the New Year

Perilous Climb

Unconnected

The Art of Fooling People

Inner Evil

Rock Bottom

Other People’s Blood

The Dutiful Sister

The Pie Approach

Godless Whore

Freak Like Me

Playing Dead

A Big Shock

Puppy Love

Thank You, Dr. Melkonian

More Inner Evil

Broken

Severed Head in a Sack

Butthole to Hell

I’ve Always Been a Bad Whore

What Are Friends For?

The Road Home

Hot Neighborhood

The Bandwagon

A Bog of Odors

Minor Details

Missing Pieces

My Mother’s Reflection

Myrtle the Lesbian Ghost

The New Ghost

Get Right with God

Jesus Loves Atheists

Acknowledgments

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About the Author

Copyright

About the Publisher

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