A Hot Glue Gun Mess电子书

Dedication

Warning: This Is Not a Normal Craft Book

Epigraph

Contents

Introduction: Mr. Kate?

1. Cult of the Carbohydrate

DIY Mercury Glass Coffee Table

2. Hooker with a Head of Gold

DIY Beachy Waves Spray

3. It Smells Like Raisins

DIY Watercolor Curtains

4. Party Shoes

DIY Metal-Embellished Shoes—Two Ways

5. Lady Humpalot

DIY Royal Animal Rings

6. Soul Mates on Movie Sets

DIY Cupid’s Arrows Jewelry Box

7. Prelude to the Prepubescent

DIY Ironic Art

8. Tom Hanks Is My Boyfriend

DIY Crushed Velvet Pillows

9. Teenage Saint

DIY Chain Headpiece

10. A Hole in One

DIY Ping-Pong Marquee Letters

11. Make-Believe Bullies

DIY Pretty and Prickly Cactus

12. Pomegranates and Porn

DIY Pom-Pom Chair

13. A Tribe Called Tampon

DIY Cruelty-Free Feather Crown

14. A Bunk Built for Two

DIY Bow Heels

15. Open Casket Crazy

DIY Sandpaper Art

16. PB&J on a Yacht

DIY Peekaboo Sweatshirt

17. I Used to Babysit My Stepmom

DIY Beyond Nude Nail Art—Two Ways

18. Vintage Fantasy

DIY Big and Beautiful Hair

19. Playing Doctor

DIY Jean Butt Clutch

20. Julia Caesar

DIY Wire Scroll Jewelry

21. Cocaine on the Carpet

DIY Bold Brows

22. The Kindergarten’s on Fire!

DIY Burnt Paper Art

23. Meeting Leo

DIY Dalmatian-Print Nails

24. Wash Down Your Lipitor with a Doughnut

DIY Soda Bottle–Stamped Pants

25. I Went to Hogwarts

DIY Found Objects Headboard

26. A Belly Full of Lip Balm

DIY Lip Balm Locket

27. Lesbi Honest

DIY Faux Bob Hairdo

28. Chiffon Saved My Life

DIY Ruffled Chiffon Purse

29. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

DIY Horseshoe Necklace

30. Pack Your Bags and Weave

DIY Braid Crown

31. Hell in Paradise

DIY Basket Canopy

32. Santa’s on Retainer

DIY Barrette Epaulettes

33. Millionaire Motel

DIY Mosaic Lamp

34. My Big Gay Family

DIY Faux Bois

35. Fairy Freak-Out

DIY Gold Fairy-Dust Eye Makeup

36. Two Boy-Banders and a Bimbo

DIY Bleached Feather-Print Scarf

37. Sloppy Sashimi

DIY Cracked-Marble Tray

38. House Prom

DIY Constellation Lanterns

39. My Mom the Manatee

DIY Easy Makeup Contouring

40. Poop in the Bathtub

DIY Pre-Poo Spray

41. My Grandma the Bitch

DIY Granny Chic Doily Skirt

42. Billionaire Bust

DIY Malachite Dresser

43. Killing Ghosts with Blow-Dryers

DIY Fighting Time Wall Clock

44. Cleansing Bachelorettes

DIY Vintage Rhinestone Body Chain

45. Aunt Cray-Cray

DIY Chain Dress and Back That Bow Up Sweater

46. Therapy in the City

DIY Gold Gecko Shoes

47. One Flew into the Cuckoo’s Nest

DIY Deconstructed Cuckoo Clock

48. Earthquakes and Breast Buds

DIY Crystal-Inlaid Side Table

49. I Barf on Vacation

DIY Exotic Head Wrap

50. Get Me to the Court on Time

DIY No-Sew Tutu

Resources

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher