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本书包括《最强大脑——英文笑话集》、《总统比逗——英文笑话集》、《种瓜得豆——英文笑话集》、《秀外晦中——英文笑话集》、《无敌腹黑——英文笑话集》、《童言无戏——英文笑话集》、《思维短路——英文笑话集》、《神级回复——英文笑话集》、《那些年,微信流行的烧脑题之智力测验》、《离奇事件——英文笑话集》、《浪漫满怀——英文笑话集》、《极品醉爱——英文笑话集》、《狗血江湖——英文笑话集》、《逗比朋友——英文笑话集》、《动物也疯狂——英文笑话集》和《(让你越来越聪明的脑筋急转弯+越玩越成功:全世界成功者正在玩的500个心理测试)套装共2册》共18册。劲爆的英文幽默集萃,它提供最贴心的服务,能随时带给你快乐,它是最好的药,能治愈忧郁;它是最多情的伴侣,能让你感受不到寂寞。能讲笑话的人,都是智慧之人;会听笑话的人,都是快乐的人。时不时地幽默一下,人生增加了许多谐趣。本书为渴望拥有阳光心情者选取当下最流行的搞笑幽默短篇,涉及名人对话、人生感悟、青春、 爱情、职场江湖和创意思维等等方面,坚持最有趣,最有启发,最经典原则,让人笑不完乐不够。
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逗比朋友——英文笑话集

目录

CONTENTS

上篇 逗比朋友

1 I Have the Key

2 That’s What I Want to Find Out

3 My Dog Can’t Read

4 Two Friends

5 Who Is this Speaking

6 Go Swimming

7 What Do You Call Your Other Arm

8 Tell the Difference

9 A Big Tiger

10 Choice Questions

11 I Don’t Know

12 Little Room

13 A Tip to Stay Awake

14 The Umbrella

15 Good Points and Bad Points

16 I Wasn’t Dead

17 Fishing

18 Dog Temperament

19 What Does It Say

20 Silly Dog

21 One Engine Left

22 The Poem Was Stolen

23 Tossing the Coin

24 My First and My Last

25 Pay As Little As Possible

中篇 走调职员

1 Fresh Milk

2 Argue

3 Do What You Can

4 What Should I Do

5 Interview God

6 Yes or No

7 How to Do It

8 Sooner or Later

9 Let Me Know What You Think

10 Two Attorneys

11 He’s Not Doing Any Digging

12 Connection

13 Keep Secret

14 Make Him a Conductor

15 You Were the Closest

16 Brag

17 The Oldest Profession

18 A Soldier Asked for Marriage

19 No Answer

20 What the Heck Is Wrong with My Wife?

21 Weather Predict

22 Problem with Gas

23 I Present Arms

24 Whose Dog Was the Smartest

25 Researching This Insect

26 Engineer

下篇 尴尬问答

1 Two Tickets

2 Still in the Same Cemetery

3 She Is Too Fat

4 I’m Not Beating My Wife

5 It’s a Mirror

6 Of Course

7 The Baldest Man

8 Wish He Were

9 The Smell Is Terrible

10 The Same Father

11 Pay Me Double the Tuition Fee

12 Churchill and Bernard Shaw

13 Business Just Started

14 God’s Perfect Masterpiece

15 Hearing Problem

16 The King’s Brother

17 Choose

18 Who Was the First Man

19 Not Having It All Cut Off

20 Where Is Your Father

21 My Wife Doesn’t Lay Eggs

22 Captain’s Sister

23 Letter to the Lord

24 Take Some Sand Paper Instead

25 The Wonder in the Bathtub

诡异逻辑——英文笑话集

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CONTENTS

上篇 诡异逻辑

1 Is That You,Tom

2 An Interesting Man

3 Harmful Movie

4 A Smart Housewife

5 I Had to Change It Twice

6 Twenty Pounds

7 Borrow Money

8 Squeeze Twice for No

9 Card

10 Never Mind

11 Still Too Dear

12 Paint House

13 A Reason to Live for

14 Tony and Kyle

15 A Man with Two Badly Burned Ears

16 Glad to Be Drunk

17 Is the General Expecting You

18 What To Do

19 Race

20 Keep the Change

21 Rain

22 We Didn’t Step on It

23 An Ad

24 Who Dares Move Me

25 Vow of Silence

26 How Will I Find My Ring There

27 The Drunk

28 I Don’t Want It Either

29 The Hard Five Minutes

30 The Pope Himself Drives

31 City Fellow

32 A Cheapskate

下篇 各有所思

1 Who Do You Think You Are

2 Walks Normally

3 Things Go Athwart

4 I Must Be God

5 That’s No Good to Me

6 Found Two

7 I’m Going to Sell the Car

8 Without a Stove

9 Like My Father

10 Upset Is Unhealthy

11 Looking for My Car Keys

12 The Perplexed Clerk

13 I’m Not Married

14 I Had to Kiss Him

15 Someone’s Deodorant Isn’t Working?

16 Stupid Question

17 Poisonous or Not

18 Legal Consultation Service

19 The Discovery

20 The Generous Bosses

21 I Am Acting like a Lady

22 An Audition

23 The Cat and the Saucer

24 Get Out of Here

25 Did That Take You an Hour?

26 Hair‐Cutting

27 What If...

28 Charitable Lawyer

29 The Witness

30 The Best Salesman in the World

31 You Believe a Donkey

32 An Englishman and a French Barber

秀外晦中——英文笑话集

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上篇 秀外晦中

1 A Careless Barber

2 Qualification

3 Helping to Clean the Dishes

4 Not Fair

5 One Egg Less

6 The Dog Doesn’t Bite

7 Nine Bouquets of Flowers

8 Out of Luck

9 Old Age Eyesight

10 Death in the Family

11 Take off Cap

12 Very Busy

13 Doggie Funeral

14 What the Problem Is

15 An Englishman

16 The Patient Suffered a Severe Relapse

17 Making All the People Happy

18 God Will Pay the Bill

19 Upsetting the Stewardess

20 Quick Fix

21 Lawyer

22 It's Getting Worse

23 A LittIe Boy

24 Two Men

25 The Deaf Collector

26 A Nice Stone

下篇 编外斗狠

1 Modern Art

2 Like Mother, Like Daughter

3 Why don’t You Come Back in June

4 He Wanted Two Ballons

5 Expensive Price

6 Reason

7 Stubborn Horse

8 Kids

9 Pink Suit Sale

10 Get Off

11 The Number of Passengers

12 You’re Going to Die

13 Brother in South America

14 Don’t Eat a Person Who Is Working

15 Musical Interlude

16 Got any Duck Food?

17 Duck Hunting

18 Make a Bet

19 The First Class Cabin

20 The Bad Day

21 Two Smart Blind Men

22 An Affair

23 Where is rice from?

极品醉爱——英文笑话集

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CONTENTS

上篇 极品醉爱

1 Marry Penguin

2 Reason

3 I Don’t Know Her

4 My Husband

5 The Poor Husband

6 You’ve Already Heard It

7 Send for the Fire Brigade

8 Who Is This Speaking

9 Want Her to Go Nuts

10 Domestic Thief

11 It Was Too Late

12 Questions and Answer

13 You Look Like An Old Gentleman

14 Notes

15 Who’s in Heaven

16 Flatterer

17 Knocked the Door

18 Jimmy and Linda

19 Give up Smoking

20 It’s Rather Unusual

21 It’s Unnecessary to See God with a Present

22 Women

23 The perfect husband

24 I Am Not Able to Take Care of Three Wives

25 Husbands Said

26 What If...

下篇 奇葩囧语

1 Send the Bill to My Father

2 How about That

3 I’ve Got the Wrong Room

4 You’re Facing the Wrong Way

5 How Do I Breathe

6 Protest

7 Beat Your Son

8 I Thought You Were Landing

9 Where Am I

10 Go Home for My Pyjamas

11 Keep Feeding

12 Lawyer and Engineer

13 I’m a Grandfather

14 A Burglar Can’t Find Me Either

15 Use a Pencil

16 They Are Directly from America

17 Why Is She Screaming

18 How Much do You Figure I Owe You

19 I’ll Go There Myself in A Few Minutes

20 Bad News

21 Logic Reasoning

22 That Was before I Tried It

23 Goldberg

24 An Unusual Way

25 Grass Eater

26 How Did You Know He Was a Bandit

27 Isn’t It Quite Clear

28 Americans and Japanese

29 I Can Turn Him off Whenever I Please

30 Don’t Let Him in

31 Who Is Shakespeare

32 The Young Archer

34 I’ve Got the Airbag!

35 Still a Bum

浪漫满怀——英文笑话集

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CONTENTS

上篇 浪漫满怀

1 A History Teacher

2 Where Are the Alps

3 Nearsightedness

4 What Is a Traitor

5 I Am Afraid of That Too

6 Piano

7 Meeting My Wife

8 Traffic Jam

9 I Beg Your Pardon

10 Want to Switch Seats

11 Which Is Which

12 Gift

13 Middle‐aged Woman

14 Swimming Pool

15 Old Habit

16 Get the Cat Out First

17 So Am I

18 Pick Out Your Husband

19 Early Precaution

20 Strip Off and Streak

21 Canadian Winter

22 Dropped a Piece of Candy

23 The Secret

24 False Advertising

25 Expectant Fathers

26 Not Here

27 Man in the Closet

中篇 飓疯校园

1 The Plural

2 The Difference

3 The Correct Answer

4 The Lighting

5 Does the Question Beat You

6 Make Mistakes Repeatdly

7 An Essential Correction

8 Great Event

9 A Physics Exam

10 The Motto

11 The Longest And The Shortest

12 The Earth’s Shape

13 Can’t Go

14 Make‐up

15 What’s the Biggest in the World

16 A Physics Exam

17 The Answer

18 You Are Stupid

19 Nest and Hair

20 Your Coat Is on Fire

21 Alexander the Great

22 Rough Draft and Final Draft

23 Go to Church and Go Fishing

24 How Much for a Season Pass

25 An Imaginary Line

26 Brother in South America

27 Evils of Liquor

28 I Am the Goalie

29 Cut Again

下篇 百结家事

1 Millionaire

2 I’m Not Inquistive

3 That’s the One I Didn’t Touch

4 Just Sew the Buttonhole

5 Gives In

6 I Didn’t Notice It

7 Apples and Oranges

8 Rest Your Eyes

9 Lost Weight

10 You Are Afraid of Mamma

11 Boy

12 The Same Service

13 The Will

14 Try the Hat

15 New Suit

16 Why Are Some Hairs White

17 A Naked Man

18 The Consciousness of Safety

19 Keeping Up with Joneses

20 The Missing Husband

21 Spaghetti

22 The Logic of the Scholar

种瓜得豆——英文笑话集

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CONTENTS

上篇 种瓜得豆

1 What Does Mr Jack Want to Borrow

2 I Could Do It Slower

3 What Room I’m in

4 A Big Surprise

5 Pictures for Children

6 Two Drunks

7 The Strongest Man

8 Take Me to London

9 Running Out of Time

10 The Mean Man’s Party

11 Coup

12 Pushed the Wrong Button

13 Apple Tree

14 Three Men in a Boat

15 Placing Stamps on a Letter

16 Self‐assertion

17 Wrong Place

18 Three Months to Live

19 Diet at Lunchtime

20 Chair

21 Bureaucrat

22 Compulsion

23 I Want the Bastard That Pushed Me in

24 A Bronze Lawyer

25 Have His Cap Back

26 A Theology Scholar

27 Nothing to Help

28 The Bad Day

29 Twins

30 Letter from Mother

下篇 棋逢歪手

1 A Dead Fly

2 Bring Me the Winner

3 I’m the Biggest Liar

4 If My Mouth Still Holds Water

5 Advice for“Kid”

6 A Man of Few Words

7 Wait a Minute

8 Life after Death

9 Digging A Tunnel

10 Business Is Terrible

11 Self‐deprecating

12 Haven’t Done

13 I Wasn’t Asleep

14 Sell Paintings

15 That’s My Son

16 After They Died

17 Copy the Notes

18 At the Bottom of the Sea

19 Seeing Is Believing

20 High

21 A Good Solution

22 A Monk

23 A Shoebox

24 NASA Mars Mission

25 Watermelon

26 Don’t You Like Any of Our Colors Today

27 Napoleon Was Ill

28 He’s Six Monthes Old Today

29 Doctors’Meeting

30 Investigating a Terrible Accident

无敌腹黑——英文笑话集

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CONTENTS

上篇 无敌腹黑

1 We Close at Ten

2 Burglars Broke into the House

3 A Polite Horse

4 Have the Money

5 The Man Is Looking for It

6 Egges

7 Kept Coming Back

8 Good News and Bad News

9 You Should Be Replaced

10 How to Get a Seat by the Fire

11 It Hurts

12 Is He Really Ill

13 Sharing on the Train

14 Letter from A Fool

15 To Bury the Goldfish

16 Perfect Project

17 Two Hundred Times

18 Who on earth Lost

19 The Eager Beaver

20 Two Soldiers

21 Fishing with a Mirror

中篇 萌倒童年

1 Mother and Son

2 Why Is He Crying

3 Is It a Good Way

4 Why Is Your Face So Red

5 A Clever Girl

6 A Good Box of Matches

7 It Was Fine This Morning

8 I Need His Football

9 What do They Eat

10 A Boy with a Big Head

11 A Good Boy

12 Where Is the Father

13 I Just Showed Him

14 List Your Sins

15 God’s Creations

16 Pregnant

17 Two Cents a Glass

18 Little Rock Buys the Bread

19 The New Baby

20 An Artist’s Daughter

21 Lucky Mother

22 Why Does It Rain on the Road Too

23 She Wants to Keep Them

24 Whose Baby Is It

25 Jesus Is in the Bathroom

26 Big TroubIe

下篇 名人趣谈

1 Before the Foundering

2 Hat

3 There Isn’t a Scar on Your Body

4 1+1=1

5 1 Make Way for a Fool

6 Wearing Glass

7 Autograph

8 You Have Already Beacome a Great Man

9 What Are You Really Thinking about

10 You Should Pay Double Tuition

11 I Have Continually to Bow

12 Stamp

13 Borrow a Book

14 Editor’s Reply

15 Worn out Overcoat

16 He Bathes on Behalf of Me

17 Charming Girl

18 A Strange Creature

19 A Humorist

20 “The Pope Is Never Wrong”Is Not True

21 Elementary Knowledge

22 A Story of Jimmy Durante

23 What Did He Eat

狗血江湖——英文笑话集

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CONTENTS

上篇 狗血江湖

1 My First Operation

2 Bouncing Up and Down

3 Rules for Success

4 You Were Flying Too Low

5 Introductions

6 Got It Again

7 I Didn’t

8 First Baby

9 Computer Language

10 Experience

11 Do You Need Help

12 The Last Tooth

13 Pregnant

14 That Officer Was Not Popular

15 Surgeons

16 Is She Pregnant

17 The Warm‐hearted Nurse

18 Appeal

19 The Taxi Driver and the Priest

20 A Brand‐new Brain

21 Traffic Accident

22 A Tough Marine Sergeant

23 How Many Can Be Discharged

24 That’s Your Worry

25 Post Haste

26 Old Fire Truck

27 Protect Himself

28 Cover the Shadow with Sand

29 In Prison VS at Work

下篇 亲密关系

1 I Was in Love and Didn’t Notice It

2 I’m the Bridegroom’s Mother

3 Looking for a Husband

4 In the Swimming Pool

5 Marry

6 Be inside the Coat

7 I’m Hooked on You

8 Not My Daughter

9 Dating

10 The Baby Will Just Like You Tomorrow

11 Change

12 We’re Divorced

13 The New Telephone Number

14 It’s Too Late

15 Promise or Threat

16 Some Conversations on Married Life

17 Thirty Years Younger Than Me

18 He Asked Me First

19 Birthday Rose

20 What Are You Going to Do This Evening

21 A Penny Pincher

22 Rejuvenation Pill

23 My Wife Makes All Small Decisions

24 Twins

25 I Had Him Buried Upside down

26 Always Share

27 The Perfect Husband

最强大脑——英文笑话集

目录

CONTENTS

上篇 最强大脑

1 I Think That I Am a Bird

2 Does He Bite

3 Put the Peach Back on the Tree

4 I Did Not

5 Poisonous Snakes

6 Frog

7 Pose for Pictures

8 Tell Horses Apart

9 Space Race

10 Chewing Gum

11 Small White Rabbit Fishing

12 One for the Price of Two

13 Flying Turtle

14 The Ability of the Kangaroo

15 Special Kiss

16 Another Choice

17 Eat,Coat

18 A Boring Man

19 He Was Only Wrong by Two

20 The Talking Frog

21 Hot Air Balloon

22 Fast Chicken

23 Pay for the Mother

24 Caught by Cannibals

25 Lion and Lady

26 A Fish Tale

27 Drunk Superman

28 Special Pig

29 Who Had the Most Tragic Death

下篇 急中生智

1 Handsome Man

2 Fat Man and Thin Man

3 Big Surprise

4 Can Not Stop

5 The Best Stimulant

6 All Your Life

7 Lawyer’s Answer

8 The Autograph

9 A Moron

10 A New Employee

11 It’s Hard to Tell One from the Other

12 The 15th Vice President

13 Who Should Change

14 The Bill

15 To Take Love More Seriously than Friendship

16 Distance

17 I’m Calling to Report My Neighbor

18 Suitcase

19 Perfect Match

20 What’s on Your Back

21 A New York Lawyer

22 The Cleverest Son

23 Don’t Worry

24 The Servant’s Ruse

25 A Rick Does Long Way

动物也疯狂——英文笑话集

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CONTENTS

上篇 动物也疯狂

1 So Fast

2 The Clever Dog

3 Three Dollars

4 The Parrot

5 Three Mice

6 A Drunken Cab

7 Dog Property Rules

8 What Did the Chicken Do

9 Get the Umbrella

10 Bat‐infestation Problems

11 Elephant VS Ants Soccer Game

12 Ambitious Dog Mother

13 I Am Called the Blister

14 The Story of the Bats

15 A Fine Match

16 A Duck in a Convenience Store

17 You Know That

18 Cat and Mouse

19 Who Is It

20 The Centipede Puts on Its Shoes

下篇 意料之外

1 One or Two

2 Absence

3 Otherwise

4 Blend Coffee

5 Waiting

6 Is It Helped You

7 Sixteen

8 Good Thing He Has You

9 Bedtime Prayers

10 Aunt Hattie

11 Three Dogs

12 Homework

13 That Was a Hard Pull

14 The Dog Doesn’t Know

15 Looking for the Perfect

16 Hunt

17 Installing a Carpet

18 I’m an Undertaker

19 Hair Cut

20 Mafia’s Kid

21 Looking for My Husband

22 Pistol

23 One Less Lawyer

24 Poor Eyesight

25 The Reason Behind It

26 Guess the Present

27 I’m George

28 Bicycle

29 Hogarth

30 A Wise Man’s Advice

31 Ask for a Job with the Circus

32 A Heavy Sleeper

33 Room

34 I Am Not Stupid

35 One Way Street Wilson

36 The Wise Manager

37 It’s an Extra

38 The Closest Answer

思维短路——英文笑话集

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CONTENTS

上篇 思维短路

1 Time

2 Bigamy

3 Looking All Over for It

4 Thanks to the Bookbinder

5 Let Them Go

6 How Do They Get Along?

7 Shirt

8 Accident

9 The Conductor

10 You Have to Bring It Back

11 Dog Food

12 Where Are You Now?

13 A So‐called Pigeon Expert

14 Can You Tell Me Where We Are

15 Jump Twice

16 Corruption Trial

17 The Cat’s Doubt

18 In Your Left Arm

19 Imperturbably

20 All Day

21 Then Where Is My Cat?

22 Don’t Forget to look to the Right

23 Small Frying‐pan

24 The World Is Going to End

25 The Gas Men

26 Dead Men Do Bleed

27 A Blind Man Visits the State of Texas

28 The Scientist and the Farmer

29 Learn to Fly

30 Bad Heart

下篇 神级回复

1 Done Anything

2 Not Bad

3 Is It a Good Way

4 Why Men Go First

5 Just Great

6 A Witty Retort

7 So Dirty

8 Fortune

9 Just Her Choice Give Me a Surprise

10 No Worries

11 The Banker and the Artist

12 Make Way for a Fool

13 Novels

14 Use My Phone

15 Pancakes and Pizza

16 Pull Over

17 How Much Is Two plus Two

18 I Can’t Afford Them

19 I’ll See to the Rest

20 Fake Money

21 A Rule

22 On The Beach

23 You Must Be an Expert

24 Boxing and Running

25 No Sense in Putting a Roof on an Empty Barn

26 My Violin Never Drinks Tea

27 Which End of Fork

28 Tell a False

29 The Power of Your Picture

30 Lady and Gentleman

31 Good Morning,Garden Cemetery

32 It’s Rather Personal

33 Front and Back

34 How Rich You Are

35 The Only Instance

36 A Few Tips

37 The General Theory of Relativity

38 No Need to See a Doctor

39 Making up Stories

40 The Difference Between Man and Woman

41 Big Game Mishap

42 So Easy

43 Sometimes

44 Lady and Elephant

45 Put Your Tongue Out Again

神级回复——英文笑话集

目录

CONTENTS

上篇 神级回复

1 Millionaire

2 Bulb

3 Half Price

4 Car Repairing

5 Former Wife

6 Who Are Crooks

7 That Was an Echo

8 Honest

9 My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow

10 The Same Thing

11 You Have My Shopping Cart

12 It’s Short of $700

13 They Are Busy

14 Too Late

15 Doctor’s Advice

16 Nonconformist

17 But the Teacher Cried

18 Special Enclosure

19 Lace

20 So Optimistic

21 Get Off

22 A Pair of Slacks

23 A Large Hole

24 Two plus Two

25 A Smuggler

26 I Haven’t Got a Penny

27 They Are Still Damp!

28 Drunk and Arthritis

29 Encore

30 Which One to Marry

31 Ten Dollars

32 A Little Old Lady

33 Stages of Being Drunk

下篇 亲子碎碎念

1 Homework

2 Waste or Save

3 Goldfish

4 So Downcast

5 A Birthday Present

6 The Lucky Cat

7 A Good Example

8 My Car Is Under 18

9 Bring the Hole in the House

10 Birthday Present

11 Regret

12 A Slower Group

13 I Can Not See It At All

14 To Open the Door

15 Pretend

16 A Trip to Disney

17 Imitation

18 Keep the Change

19 At the Same Age

20 Church Manners

21 Confusion

22 I’m Going to Use It Later

23 It’s His Fault

24 Baby Bird

25 God’s Scrabble Game

26 The Stories Are Still in Them

27 Where 's My Booger

28 Leaving the Bad Ones

29 Son Wears Father’s Clothes

30 A Useful Lesson

31 He Walks Everywhere He Goes

32 One Place Ahead

33 Follow One’s Father

34 Violin Lessons

童言无戏——英文笑话集

目录

CONTENTS

上篇 童言无戏

1 No Wonder They Put Him out

2 Important Job

3 A UsefuI Way

4 You Don’t Know My Father

5 What Did the Teacher Teach

6 Wake Him Up

7 Whose Father Was Stronger

8 A Small Boy and a Donkey

9 Witty Answer

10 The Wedding

11 Who Should Be Given the Gift

12 Lost Purse

13 God and Grandma

14 Roast Pig

15 It Wasn’t Deep

16 Make Someone Else Glad

17 Talking to God on the Telephone

18 Definitely

19 Intelligent Son

20 Four Rabbits

21 Only One Cake Left

22 A Gentleman

23 Stupid Orders

24 On Miracle

25 Excuse

26 Rescue Clinton in the River

中篇 应景打趣

1 Is He Somebody

2 Four Sailors

3 It Depends

4 There’s a Leaky

5 What Kind of Pie Is This

6 Change a Light Bulb

7 Know the Lady

8 From Left to Right

9 Can I Get a Raise in My Wages

10 Which One Would You Carry Out

11 A Grandfather Clock

12 The Story of a Snail

13 I Don’t Need to Take Off My Shoes

14 Better

15 Three Whistles

16 Who’s More Polite

17 Slept through Summer

18 Key

19 German or Jew

20 Predict the Weather

21 A Humorous Truck Driver

22 I Missed Again

23 The Allergy

24 Wall Street Drank Too Much

25 The Beautiful Girl

26 Is the Car Yours

27 Bragging

28 Coincidence

29 Test for Admission

下篇 天才哲学

1 Birthday

2 Who Discovered America

3 Look Smaller

4 There Were Only Men’s Clothes

5 Rotten

6 Counting Sheep

7 How Do I Get the Gum Out

8 Be Able to Read after Wearing Glasses

9 Reduce Weight

10 Marked Everything Down 40 Percent

11 Camera

12 Trial

13 Wings

14 The Foreman

15 The Careless Mother

16 Earth

17 Who Is the Patient

18 I Am Lucky

19 You’re Absoluely Right

20 I Have Done It!

21 Where Am I

22 Some People Will Never Learn

23 Only Wrong by Two

24 A Real Drunk Guy

25 Can You Guess the Answer

离奇事件——英文笑话集

目录

CONTENTS

上篇 离奇事件

1 A Branch

2 Church Talk

3 Imitate Birds

4 Belly Button

5 Things Have Been Okay

6 Chaude and Cold

7 Rain

8 Horse

9 The Child May Stay

10 A Car Accident

11 Recruit Students

12 You Can Come Down Now

13 The Parrot and the Bidder

14 The World’s Greatest Swordsman

15 Successfully or Unsuccessfully

16 The Face‐lift

17 Ancient Society

18 He Was Insured

19 Emma’s Heroic Act

20 Polite Baby

21 Traveling

22 Crazy but Not Stupid

23 An Amazing Salesman

24 Do You Have the Time

25 The Big Flood

26 Are Blind Pilots Flying?

27 The Pearl

28 Shut Up, You Idiot

29 Genuine Alligator Shoes

下篇 青葱象牙塔

1 Questions Before Examination

2 History Repeats Itself

3 What Is Courage

4 Our Tails

5 The Proof

6 Humorous Teacher

7 The Absent‐minded Professor

8 Open‐book Exam

9 College Girl

10 Preparing for the Final Examination

11 Learning for Practice

12 A Dollar per Point

13 Gravity

14 Football‐Undefeated

15 We Are Here!

16 The English Literature Professor

17 Nine Times Nine

18 Speak Up

19 Sleep over Lectures

20 The Proportions Are Incorrect

21 A Girl’s Examination

22 A Skeleton Smoking

23 What Do They Laugh for ?

24 Which Tire Was Flat

25 Freshmen Versus Seniors

总统比逗——英文笑话集

目录

CONTENTS

上篇 总统比逗

1 Whose Shoes Do You Polish

2 Cross River

3 It’s Certainly All Right with Me

4 I Am a Sacrifice to the Terrible Epidemic Now

5 Clone Another Cheney

6 Put Up with Her for Only 15 Minutes

7 Clinton Proposed to Hillary

8 If You Graduate from Yale,You Become President

9 It Is a Shoe Size 10

10 Bush’s slip of the tongue

11 Neither Am I the Vice President

12 Have No More Room for a Vice President

13 President Reagan and Republicans

14 Questions or George Bush

15 Clinton’s Tragedy

16 Which Is More Powerful

17 President Anderson and the Devil

18 Off‐the‐cuff Remarks

19 Franklin

下篇 巧设妙计

1 Automatic Answering Machine

2 It’s for You

3 Wife

4 Good News and Bad News

5 Midway Tactics

6 A Kiss a Meter

7 Potato Punishment

8 Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?

9 A Blind Man

10 It’s the Time to Plant Potatoes

11 Postal Love

12 Borrow Golf Clubs

13 Let Him Worry

14 Applaud

15 Franklin Likes Gambling

16 Sneaky Lawyer

17 Sell the Dog

18 Perfect Match

19 The Truckie

20 Bad Impression

21 Whose Horse

22 After Supper It’s Time for Rest

23 Flying to Paris

24 A Lost Child

25 The Way to Chase Away Ducks

26 Prepare Three Envelopes

27 Smart Italian

28 Two Smart Blind Men

29 Scottish Three Kick Rule

30 What Did He Say

那些年,微信流传的烧脑题之心理测试

目录

CONTENTS

一【性格测试、你的灵魂在哪里?】

二【性格测试、你最讨人厌的个性是什么?】

三【性格测试、你是自虐狂吗?】

四【爱情测试、你可以爱情长跑吗?】

五【爱情测试、你会得到异性的信任吗?】

六【读数看出你恐惧什么】

七【你的真实年龄是多大?】

八【社交测试、谁是你幸福的关键点】

九【性格测试、你是内心寂寞的人吗?】

十【你是超级大情圣?】

十一【你的自我表现欲强吗?】

十二【个性测试、你是个迷糊的人吗?】

十三【你会重新接受旧情人吗?】

十四【对方喜欢你的礼物吗?】

十五【你是什么类型的人】

十六【测试你的报复心指数】

十七【性格测试、谁是冷战王】

十八【你有承诺恐惧症吗?】

十九【你是做生意的料吗?】

二十【朋友会把你当冤大头吗?】

二十一【在感情上,你容易被灌迷魂汤吗?】

二十二【心理测试、你的致命魅力是什么?】

二十三【你会栽在哪一类男人手中?】

二十四【你对爱情忠诚吗?】

二十五【在爱情里,你的性格能打多少分?】

二十六【谈恋爱时你会变成几岁?】

二十七【你是一个会为自己争取利益的人吗?】

二十八【你在别人眼里是不是一个愚蠢的人?】

二十九【性格小测试】

三十【从进食的方式看性格】

三十一【从说话方式来看你的性格】

三十二【火车座位透露出你的性格】

三十三【你是个积极乐观的人吗?】

三十四【你在乎朋友吗?】

三十五【简单问题心理测试】

三十六【你的另一半最在意你的哪个部位?】

三十七【清纯指数】

三十八【暗黑指数】

三十九【你的孤独症有多严重】

四十【你的学坏潜力有多高?】

四十一【看看你的择友眼光】

四十二【善良指数】

四十三【你最讨厌朋友向你借什么?】

四十四【你最近想要什么?】

四十五【测你个性的硬伤是什么?】

四十六【测试一下你个性中有啥哪些黑暗面】

四十七【测测你内心的小恶魔】

四十八【性格小测试】

四十九【性格小测试】

五十【性格小测试】

五十一【性格小测试】

五十二【想知道你内心有多现实吗?】

五十三【你会有多大的概率得抑郁症】

五十四【测测你有多幼稚】

五十五【测测你的承受能力级别是多少?】

五十六【理发看出你的掌控欲】

五十七【从赖床习惯看出你的性格】

五十八【通过送花来测你在哪方面容易吃亏】

五十九【测测什么是你心中的谎言?】

六十【测测你是不是冷战狂人】

六十一【通过乘摩托车来测试你的依赖性】

六十二【测测什么才是你心中的阴影】

六十三【通过情景直觉测试一下你的性格本质】

六十四【通过休憩来测试你的事业心】

六十五【测测你缺乏哪一方面的安全感】

六十六【测测你的个性最容易招惹到谁】

六十七【你是身宅呢?还是心宅呢?】

六十八【测测海上的潜意识反应看你性格】

六十九【你可知道你的独立性如何呢?】

七十【你心底不能说出来的渴望是什么】

七十一【大脑里的你是男性还是女性】

七十二【测测你的神经病是哪个级别水平】

七十三【你在朋友圈中是什么角色?】

七十四【凶案看法潜意识透露你的恐惧】

七十五【看你的聪明才智都长哪了?】

七十六【测试养宠物看你的职场人际关系】

那些年,微信流行的烧脑题之智力测验(一)

目录

CONTENTS

1【利用加减乘除使等式成立】

2【十棵树怎么种每排都有四颗】

3【平分十斤蜂蜜的方法】

4【砝码碎片的数量】

5【丙的妻子吃梨】

6【把十七头牛分给三个儿子】

7【取硬币胜利的方法】

8【平分十斤蜂蜜的方法】

9【三个人三个鬼渡船】

10【日本公务员8进制面试题问第500位用户的编号】

11【葱白和葱绿分开卖】

12【计算最多能吃几个桃】

13【计算一共多少人】

14【计算可以买多少套餐具】

15【四分钟沙漏和七分钟沙漏计算九分钟时间】

16【十斤酒分成三斤和七斤】

17【ABCD四个数中哪个数最小】

18【爱因斯坦出的一道智力题】

19【中继站如何选址】

20【头发的颜色】

21【猎人的手表智力题】

22【一包香烟的作用】

23【北极的人】

24【出动几架飞机】

25【100个乒乓球问题】

26【四瓶药哪瓶过期了】

27【逻辑思维训练25题】

28【智力训练30题】

29【辨别是不是凶案现场】

30【私人侦探办案的正确顺序】

31【消失的十元钱】

32【谁在说谎】

33【怎样找回袜子】

34【IBM面试题8元买只鸡】

35【推理出吃面包的数量】

36【通过一个字辨别谁是凶手】

37【看看你的思维方式是怎样的】

38【根据巧克力推理出一个人在撒谎】

39【称乒乓球智力题】

40【计算男女比例】

41【计算鱼的数量】

42【根据檀香的燃烧时间确定准确时间】

43【计算酒鬼在第三家酒吧的几率】

44【谁把零钱拿走了】

45【分24粒糖果的办法】

46【游泳健将】

47【真假公主】

48【猜花色】

49【购物节】

50【猜职业】

51【抽签】

52【找钻石】

53【三兄弟打赌】

54【称盐】

55【感冒药】

56【四个店主】

57【娶妻】

58【无赖和愚蠢】

59【判决的依据】

60【书童选上了吗】

61【开关在哪里】

62【真相】

63【酒吧里的发现】

64【公寓谋杀案】

65【散落的玻璃碎片】

66【该向哪里走】

67【跳棋】

68【带血的树叶】

69【假口供】

70【聪明的数学老师】

71【四个小公主】

72【买花】

73【院子里的人家】

74【大力士】

75【几号房】

76【聪明的长工】

77【死里逃生】

78【四个小伙子】

79【烤面包】

80【分遗产】

81【多疑的妻子】

82【分装箱子】

83【风速与飞机】

84【趣味题】

85【天使的钻戒】

86【勇敢的探险家】

87【原来的两位数】

88【熄灭的灯】

89【猎手的子弹】

90【小树苗】

91【分书架】

92【40小时后天会黑吗】

93【迪奥潘图活了多久】

94【薯片促销】

95【爬台阶】

96【如何问问题】

97【港口会合】

98【格格巫戒烟】

99【48个果冻】

100【商人带了多少米】

101【企业有多少员工】

102【餐馆得到谋杀案】

103【市长的推理】

104【社会福利费】

105【十三朵玫瑰】

106【反锁的酒窖】

107【辨别血迹】

108【奇怪的两姐妹】

109【人手保险】

110【体型比较】

111【副手的姓】

112【谁和谁是夫妻】

113【被哪个学校录取】

114【找错误】

115【渔夫和草帽】

116【预测成绩】

117【扑克牌】

118【沙漏计时】

119【百米竞赛名词】

那些年,微信流行的烧脑题之智力测验(二)

目录

CONTENTS

120【谁是罪犯】

121【经理与司机】

122【哪个字母可以代表】

123【宝贵的得分】

124【无名火】

125【聪明的看更人】

126【三个罪犯】

127【过期的牛奶】

128【古希腊传说】

129【避暑山庄】

130【血缘关系】

131【幸运的姑娘】

132【有几人撒谎】

133【指示牌】

134【京戏迷】

135【葡萄酒和可乐】

136【如何准时回到营区】

137【黑白圆牌】

138【学科推理】

139【第六号纸牌】

140【谁没有输过】

141【电影主角】

142【健身俱乐部】

143【达纳之死】

144【谁偷走了托加袍】

145【谁是主犯】

146【谁和谁结成了夫妻】

147【谁是哥哥】

148【她们买了什么?】

149【香蕉梨代表什么?】

150【无赖的马脚】

151【有多少人迷路】

152【打工的日子】

153【蜗牛爬三角】

154【各有多少伞】

155【七个议员和三个议案】

156【烙七张饼最快需要多久】

157【这三个数是多少】

158【两卷胶卷】

159【单向街道】

160【第十三号大街】

161【电话号码是多少】

162【一百个和尚一百个馒头】

163【盈亏问题】

164【谁是司机】

165【巧分钥匙】

166【颜色相同的筷子】

167【年少的预测】

168【狱卒看守囚犯】

169【正确的论断】

170【骰子游戏】

171【谁担任了电影主角】

172【健身俱乐部】

173【选中红色球的几率】

174【阿里安娜的线团】

175【消失不见的22吨煤】

176【选择题答案】

177【逻辑推理题5则】

178【逻辑思维训练25题】

179【航线】

180【供词】

181【不同性别的那个人】

182【三个年轻人】

183【兔子的繁殖数量】

184【最后剩下哪个运动员】

185【不正常的天平】

186【有多少鸡蛋】

187【晾衣架】

188【高矮胖瘦】

189【如何取得三升水】

190【三种雨伞】

191【葱白和葱绿】

192【一元钱去了哪里】

193【到底吃多少桃】

194【蜗牛与井】

195【运果子】

196【找乒乓球】

197【宝藏在哪里】

198【有多少个椰子】

199【餐具】

200【屋里有多少人】

201【过桥问题】

202【苹果智商测试】

203【绕晕你的怪城难题】

203【你能赶上农夫的智商吗】

204【用金条付费】

205【找硬币】

206【这张牌到底是什么】

207【女儿的年龄】

208【多出的一元钱】

209【小鸟的飞行距离】

210【得到红球的几率】

211【被污染的药】

212【海盗智力试题】

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