The Complete Short Stories by Mark Twain (Illustrated)电子书

MARK TWAIN

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Mark Twain: Parts Edition

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THE CELEBRATED JUMPING FROG OF CALAVERAS COUNTY

GENERAL WASHINGTON’S NEGRO BODY-SERVANT

MY LATE SENATORIAL SECRETARYSHIP

A BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

FIRST ROMANCE

SKETCHES NEW AND OLD

MY WATCH

POLITICAL ECONOMY

THE JUMPING FROG

JOURNALISM IN TENNESSEE

SPIRIT OF THE TENNESSEE PRESS

SPIRIT OF THE TENNESSEE PRESS

THE STORY OF THE BAD LITTLE BOY

THE STORY OF THE GOOD LITTLE BOY

A COUPLE OF POEMS BY TWAIN AND MOORE

THOSE EVENING BELLS

THOSE ANNUAL BILLS

NIAGARA

ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS

TO RAISE POULTRY

EXPERIENCE OF THE McWILLIAMSES WITH MEMBRANOUS CROUP

MY FIRST LITERARY VENTURE

HOW THE AUTHOR WAS SOLD IN NEWARK

THE OFFICE BORE

JOHNNY GREER

THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF THE GREAT BEEF CONTRACT

THE CASE OF GEORGE FISHER

DISGRACEFUL PERSECUTION OF A BOY

THE JUDGE’S “SPIRITED WOMAN”

INFORMATION WANTED

SOME LEARNED FABLES, FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS IN THREE PARTS

SOME LEARNED FABLES, FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS IN THREE PARTS

HOW THE ANIMALS OF THE WOOD COMPLETED THEIR SCIENTIFIC LABORS

SOME LEARNED FABLES FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS

A FASHION ITEM

RILEY - NEWSPAPER CORRESPONDENT

A FINE OLD MAN

SCIENCE V.S. LUCK

THE LATE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

MR. BLOKE’S ITEM

A MEDIEVAL ROMANCE

PETITION CONCERNING COPYRIGHT

A PARAGRAPH NOT ADDED TO THE PETITION

AFTER-DINNER SPEECH

LIONIZING MURDERERS

A NEW CRIME

A CURIOUS DREAM

GONE TO HIS JUST REWARD

A TRUE STORY

THE SIAMESE TWINS

SPEECH AT THE SCOTTISH BANQUET IN LONDON

A GHOST STORY

THE CAPITOLINE VENUS

SPEECH ON ACCIDENT INSURANCE

JOHN CHINAMAN IN NEW YORK

HOW I EDITED AN AGRICULTURAL PAPER

THE PETRIFIED MAN

MY BLOODY MASSACRE

THE UNDERTAKER’S CHAT

CONCERNING CHAMBERMAIDS

AURELIA’S UNFORTUNATE YOUNG MAN

AFTER JENKINS

ABOUT BARBERS

PARTY CRIES IN IRELAND

THE FACTS CONCERNING THE RECENT RESIGNATION

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

HONORED AS A CURIOSITY

FIRST INTERVIEW WITH ARTEMUS WARD

CANNIBALISM IN THE CARS

THE STRANGER’S NARRATIVE

THE KILLING OF JULIUS CAESAR “LOCALIZED”

THE WIDOW’S PROTEST

THE SCRIPTURAL PANORAMIST

CURING A COLD

A CURIOUS PLEASURE EXCURSION

RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR

A MYSTERIOUS VISIT

THE FACTS CONCERNING THE RECENT CARNIVAL OF CRIME IN CONNECTICUT

THE INVALID’S STORY

ALONZO FITZ AND OTHER STORIES

THE LOVES OF ALONZO FITZ CLARENCE AND ROSANNAH ETHELTON

ON THE DECAY OF THE ART OF LYING

ABOUT MAGNANIMOUS-INCIDENT LITERATURE

PUNCH, BROTHERS, PUNCH

THE GREAT REVOLUTION IN PITCAIRN

THE CANVASSER’S TALE

AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER

PARIS NOTES

LEGEND OF SAGENFELD, IN GERMANY

SPEECH ON THE BABIES

SPEECH ON THE WEATHER

CONCERNING THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE -

ROGERS

THE STOLEN WHITE ELEPHANT

MERRY TALES

THE PRIVATE HISTORY OF A CAMPAIGN THAT FAILED

LUCK

THE CAPTAIN`S STORY

A CURIOUS EXPERIENCE

MRS. MCWILLIAMS AND THE LIGHTNING

MEISTERSCHAFT:

ACT II

ACT III

THOSE EXTRAORDINARY TWINS

THE ESQUIMAUX MAIDEN’S ROMANCE

THE £1,000,000 BANK NOTE AND OTHER NEW STORIES

THE £1,000,000 BANK NOTE

MENTAL TELEGRAPHY

MENTAL TELEGRAPHY AGAIN

A CURE FOR THE BLUES

THE ENEMY CONQUERED; OR, LOVE TRIUMPHANT

ABOUT ALL KINDS OF SHIPS

PLAYING THE COURIER

THE CHICAGO OF EUROPE

THE GERMAN CHICAGO

A PETITION TO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

A MAJESTIC LITERARY FOSSIL

FROM THE ‘LONDON TIMES’ OF 1904

THE MAN THAT CORRUPTED HADLEYBURG

THE MAN THAT CORRUPTED HADLEYBURG

A DOUBLE BARRELED DETECTIVE STORY

A DOG’S TALE

EXTRACTS FROM ADAM’S DIARY

EVE’S DIARY

THE WAR PRAYER

THE $30,000 BEQUEST

“Money had brought him misery, and he took his revenge upon us, who had done him no harm. He had his desire: with base and cunning calculation he left us but thirty thousand, knowing we would try to increase it, and ruin our life and break our hearts. Wit”

WAS IT HEAVEN? OR HELL?

THE CURIOUS BOOK

THE CALIFORNIAN’S TALE

A HELPLESS SITUATION

A TELEPHONIC CONVERSATION

EDWARD MILLS AND GEORGE BENTON: A TALE

THE FIVE BOONS OF LIFE

THE FIRST WRITING-MACHINES

ITALIAN WITHOUT A MASTER

ITALIAN WITH GRAMMAR

A BURLESQUE BIOGRAPHY

HOW TO TELL A STORY

GENERAL WASHINGTON’S NEGRO BODY-SERVANT

WIT INSPIRATIONS OF THE “TWO-YEAR-OLDS”

AN ENTERTAINING ARTICLE

A LETTER TO THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY

AMENDED OBITUARIES

TO THE EDITOR:

A MONUMENT TO ADAM

A HUMANE WORD FROM SATAN

ADVICE TO LITTLE GIRLS

POST-MORTEM POETRY (1)

THE DANGER OF LYING IN BED

PORTRAIT OF KING WILLIAM III

DOES THE RACE OF MAN LOVE A LORD?

CAPTAIN STORMFIELD’S VISIT TO HEAVEN

THE CURIOUS REPUBLIC OF GONDOUR AND OTHER WHIMSICAL SKETCHES

THE CURIOUS REPUBLIC OF GONDOUR

A MEMORY

INTRODUCTORY TO “MEMORANDA”

ABOUT SMELLS

A COUPLE OF SAD EXPERIENCES

DAN MURPHY

THE “TOURNAMENT” IN A. D. 1870

CURIOUS RELIC FOR SALE

A REMINISCENCE OF THE BACK SETTLEMENTS

A ROYAL COMPLIMENT

THE APPROACHING EPIDEMIC

THE TONE-IMPARTING COMMITTEE

OUR PRECIOUS LUNATIC

THE EUROPEAN WARS

THE WILD MAN INTERVIEWED

GOLDSMITH’S FRIEND ABROAD AGAIN

LAST WORDS OF GREAT MEN

A FABLE

HUNTING THE DECEITFUL TURKEY

THE McWILLIAMSES AND THE BURGLAR ALARM

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