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作       者:Meadows, John

出  版  社:Andrews UK

出版时间:2016-02-04

字       数:254.6万

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Light-hearted, anecdotal true stories as the author shares his wide-ranging experiences as a mischievous art student, bemused psychiatric nurse, reluctant parachutist, harassed teacher, American counsellor and time-traveller. Follow his hilarious escapades with a human skeleton, nude model and a lion, and witness incidents of mistaken identity that create comic situations in a psychiatric ward. Touring America by Greyhound Bus he encounters interesting characters and uncovers some intriguing stories. Occasionally, he takes a detour and travels by time-machine to visit his future self as a teacher supervising school art tours. Each chapter has a different scenario and whimsical, observational humour is the common thread.
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Cover

Front Matter

Title Page

Publisher Information

Acknowledgements

Dedication

Have Another Sausage

Chapter One

A Genuine Constable

That’s Life

Is it a Polar Bear in a Blizzard?

A Skeleton isn’t just for Christmas; it’s for (After) Life

A Whim Away

Chapter Two

In at the Deep End

Teachers’ Meeting: FA on the Agenda

Elizabeth, Queen of the Ball

The Prodigal Son

Baby’s Ear

Chapter Three

A Tall Tale

Brad and Janet

White Coats Not Required

Check-mate Charlie

Are You Mad?

Is it Tuesday Today?

You Did Say ‘Have Another Sausage?’

Taking the Plunge

Drawing Together

A New Boss Sweeps Clean

Operation Stitch-up

Can You Stand the Sight of No Blood?

Chapter Four

I like to be in America

‘Britain and America are Two Countries Divided by a Common Language’

‘If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...’

Round-the-Lake Challenge

A Dangerously Unstable Cycle-path

Courting Disaster

Paradise Found

Frankly My Dear, Robert doesn’t give a Damn.

The Spies Who Came in from the Rain

Chapter Five

Keep Movin’, Movin’, Movin’...

Days of Future Past

‘The road is long, with many a winding turn...’

Indian Heritage

Rock of Ages

They Died with their Boots on

Who Are Those Guys?

Diamond Geezers

Bring ’em Young

The Biggest Little City in the World

Survival Kit

Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in your Hair.

Back to the Future

Blackbrook Reunion

L.A.’s fine, the sun shines most the time...

Gonna Cruise the Miracle Mile

Mean Streets

An Uplifting Sight

Forward to the Past

‘If you see it once, you’ll never be the same again...’

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has levitated the Building

Friends in Low Places

Papillon

A Fist Full of Dollars

Gunfight at the OK Corral

The Only Law West of the Pecos

The Green Leaves of Summer

Way Down Yonder...

Trail of Tears

Miami Twice

The Mexican Martial Art of Torro Defecaccion

Washington DNA

Thundering Waters

Big Apple, Small World

Somehow Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas no-more.

I’ll take Manhattan, the Bronx and Staten Island too...

MoMA Met Guggenheim

Skating on Thin Ice

Chapter Six

Chinese Pop

A Day in the Life

Eyes Wide Shut

Come Fly with Me

Back Matter

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