The Hero's Guide Complete Collection电子书

Contents

The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

Map of the Kingdoms

Dedication

Contents

Prologue: Things You Don’t Know About Prince Charming

1. Prince Charming Misplaces His Bride

2. Prince Charming Defends Some Vegetables

3. Prince Charming Claims He Is Not Afraid of Old Ladies

4. Prince Charming Loses Some Fans

5. Prince Charming Is the Worst Person in the World

6. Prince Charming Has No Sense of Direction

7. Prince Charming Has No Idea What’s Going On

8. Prince Charming Is Afraid of the Dark

9. Prince Charming Is a Wanted Man

10. Prince Charming Annoys the King

11. Prince Charming Takes a Dive

12. Prince Charming Hugs Trees

13. Prince Charming Is Completely Unnecessary

14. Prince Charming Falls Flat

15. Prince Charming Should Not Be Left Unsupervised

16. Prince Charming Meets a Piece of Wood

17. Prince Charming Still Has No Idea What’s Going On

18. Prince Charming Gets Battered and Fried

19. Prince Charming Needs a Bath

20. Prince Charming Walks into a Bar

21. Prince Charming Joins a Gang

22. Prince Charming Is a Sneak

23. Prince Charming Takes the Wrong Seat

24. Prince Charming Hates Children

25. Prince Charming Really Needs to Figure Out What’s Going On

26. Prince Charming Gives Up

27. Prince Charming Gets Good News and Bad News

28. Prince Charming Is Doomed

29. Prince Charming Does Exactly What He Said He’d Never Do

30. Prince Charming Almost Saves the Day

31. Prince Charming Gets Just What He Thinks He Wanted

Epilogue: Prince Charming Goes Where Everybody Knows His Name

Acknowledgments

Credits

Copyright

The Hero’s Guide to Storming the Castle

Map

Dedication

Contents

Prologue: Things You Don’t Know About Heroes

Part I: Crashing the Wedding

1. A Hero Has Narrow Feet

2. A Hero Is a Carnivore

3. A Hero Doesn’t Remember What He Did That Was So Special

4. A Hero Doesn’t Appreciate Good Comedy

5. A Hero Cries at Weddings

6. A Hero Has a Fancy Closet

Part II: Uncovering the Plot

7. A Hero Has No Idea What’s Going On

8. The Villain Redecorates

9. A Hero Makes It Up as He Goes Along

10. A Hero Takes No for an Answer

11. A Hero Is Grossed Out by Sticky Floors

12. A Hero Has No Sense of Direction

13. The Villain Feeds the Fish

14. A Hero Starts New Traditions

15. A Hero Has a Ball

16. A Hero Forgets the Lyrics

17. The Villain Just Wants to Have Fun

18. A Hero Has Friends in High Places

Part III: Storming the Castle

19. The Villain Pulls the Strings

20. A Hero Acts Like a Clown

21. A Hero Gets Dumped

22. A Hero Hates Seafood

23. A Hero Knows How to Count

24. A Hero Smells a Rat

25. The Villain Gives Two Thumbs-Down

26. A Hero Tells It Like It Is

27. A Hero Invites the Villain to Drop In

28. The Villain Wins

29. A Hero Doesn’t Know Where to Go Next

29 1/2. The Villain Sheds a Tear

Acknowledgments

Credits

Copyright

The Hero’s Guide to Being an Outlaw

Map of the Thirteen Kingdoms

Dedication

Contents

Prologue: Things You Don’t Know about Outlaws

Part I: On the Run

1. An Outlaw Is Never Around When You Need One

2. An Outlaw Faints at the Sight of Blood

3. An Outlaw Plays Doctor

4. An Outlaw Feels No Pain

5. An Outlaw Listens to His Dad

6. An Outlaw Cries for Help

7. An Outlaw Gets Nuts

8. An Outlaw Puts His Right Foot In, Puts His Right Foot Out

9. An Outlaw Goes Green

10. An Outlaw Smells Something Fishy

11. An Outlaw Squats Where He Shouldn’t

12. An Outlaw Never Forgets Mom and Dad

Part II: Out to Sea

13. An Outlaw Never Goes Hungry

14. An Outlaw Learns the Ropes

15. An Outlaw Does Something Rash

16. An Outlaw Rocks the Boat

17. An Outlaw Speaks Politely to a Lady

18. An Outlaw Has No Words

19. An Outlaw Boats to the Rock

20. An Outlaw Forgets to Pack a Change of Clothes

Part III: In the Slammer

21. An Outlaw Enjoys Cozy Accommodations

22. An Outlaw Doesn’t Know What Kind of Bird She Is

23. An Outlaw Talks All Proper-Like

24. An Outlaw Needs a Good Stylist

25. An Outlaw Uses Her Head

26. An Outlaw Hears Bells

Part IV: After the Truth

27. An Outlaw Hits the Books

28. An Outlaw Can’t Take the Heat

29. An Outlaw Spins the Bottle

30. An Outlaw Cleans His Plate

31. An Outlaw Takes the Low Road

32. An Outlaw Melts Hearts

33. An Outlaw Has Excellent People Skills

34. An Outlaw Can Save Your Kingdom

Part V: On the Attack

35. An Outlaw Is Speechless

36. An Outlaw Hangs Out with a Bad Crowd

37. An Outlaw Is Not Speechless

38. An Outlaw Storms the Castle

39. An Outlaw Catches Up with Old Friends

40. An Outlaw Can Be a Hero

41. The Villain Wins

Epilogue: A Hero Can Live Happily Ever After…or Not

Acknowledgments

Credits

Copyright

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