Confessions of a British Doctor (The Confessions Series)电子书

BENJAMIN DANIELS

Confessions of a British Doctor

Disclaimer

Who am I?

Introduction

Mrs Peacock

Tom Jones

First day

Jargon

Proud to work for the National Health Service (NHS)

Drug reps

Mr Tipton, the paedophile

Average day

Tara

Sex in the doctors clinic

The elderly

Bums

Julia

Good doctors

Connor

Janine

Saving lives

Kirsty, the trannie

‘It’s my boobs, Doc’

Mr Hogden

Small talk

Notes

Ten minutes

Alf

Meningitis

Uzma

Africa

Evidence

Carolina

Lee

Hugging

Tough Life Syndrome

Mrs Briggs

Betty Bale’s cat

Vaccines

Darryl

The pat dog

Rina

Dos and don’ts

Home births

Michael

Alternative medicine

Thai bride

Dead people

Holistic earwax

Dr Arbury

Body fluids

Racism

Sleep

Magic wand

Cannabis

Mistakes … I’ve made a few

The near miss

The cockup but arse covered

The cockup and up shit creek

Dying

Happy pills

Top 1 per cent of the population

Kieran

Peter

Granny dumping

Ed

Camouflage man

Memories

Fighting

Tingling ear syndrome

Gary

Beach medicine

Gifts

Passing judgement

The examination game

Sex

Angela

I don’t like some of my patients

Boundaries

Angry man

Maintaining interest

Tariq

Babies

Why do people get sick?

A pair of glasses

Stewart

Barry

Royal Wedding

Abortion

Taking Responsibility

France vs UK

The NHS is brill

My patients are brill

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