Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Prologue
Overture and Beginners
1. Perseus & Co.
2. Some Enchanted Ruin
3. Auntie Vi
4. A Whiter Shade of Something That Didn’t Taste Very Nice in the First Place
5. “Mr Lloyd Webber, Do You Like Cats?”
6. Enter Timothy Miles Bindon Rice
7. Teenage Operas, Pop Cantatas
8. Elvis with Mellotron and Tambourines
9. Any Dream Won’t Do
10. “Did Judas Iscariot Have God on His Side?”
11. Love Changes Everything, But . . .
12. JCS Meets RSO
13. Jesus Goes to Broadway
14. A Bad Case of the Edward Woodwards
15. Suddenly There’s a Valet
16. Syd
17. Driverless Juggernauts Hurtling Down a Hill
18. Eva and Juan
19. The Long Hot Summer and the Sound of a Paraguayan Harp
20. The Song that Cleared the Dance Floors
21. Imogen and Niccolò
22. Variations
23. Really Useful
24. Tell Me on a Sunday
25. “This Artfully Produced Monument to Human Indecency”
26. Shaddap and Take That Look Off Your Face
27. Mr Mackintosh
28. “All the Characters Must Be Cats”
29. Growltiger’s Last Stand
30. Body Stockings, Leg Warmers and Meat Cleavers
31. Song and Dance, and Sleep
32. “The Most Obnoxious Form of ‘Music’ Ever Invented”
33. Miss Sarah Brightman
34. “Brrrohahaha!!!”
35. Requiem
36. Epiphany
37. “Big Change from Book”
38. Year of the Phantom
39. In Another Part of the West End Forest . . .
40. Mr Crawford
41. “Let Your Soul Take You Where You Want to Be!”
Playout Music
Picture Section
Acknowledgements
Appendix
Index
About the Author
About the Publisher