休闲娱乐：无敌腹黑——英文笑话集电子书

上篇 无敌腹黑

1 We Close at Ten

我们十点关门

2 Burglars Broke into the House

盗贼来访

3 A Polite Horse

有礼貌的马

4 Have the Money

致富

5 The Man Is Looking for It

他正在找呢

6 Egges

鸡蛋

7 Kept Coming Back

总是飞回来

8 Good News and Bad News

好消息与坏消息

9 You Should Be Replaced

你应该被替换

10 How to Get a Seat by the Fire

怎样在火炉旁找个好座位

11 It Hurts

疼

12 Is He Really Ill

他真病了吗

13 Sharing on the Train

火车上的共享

14 Letter from A Fool

傻瓜来信

15 To Bury the Goldfish

埋金鱼

16 Perfect Project

完美设计

17 Two Hundred Times

两百遍

18 Who on earth Lost

到底谁输了

19 The Eager Beaver

工作狂

20 Two Soldiers

两个士兵

21 Fishing with a Mirror

用镜子钓鱼

中篇 萌倒童年

1 Mother and Son

母与子

2 Why Is He Crying

他为什么哭

3 Is It a Good Way

是好办法吗

4 Why Is Your Face So Red

你的脸为什么那么红

5 A Clever Girl

聪明的小女孩

6 A Good Box of Matches

一盒好火柴

7 It Was Fine This Morning

今天早晨还好着呢

8 I Need His Football

我需要他的足球

9 What do They Eat

吃什么

10 A Boy with a Big Head

大头娃娃

11 A Good Boy

好孩子

12 Where Is the Father

爸爸在哪儿

13 I Just Showed Him

我只是让他看了看

14 List Your Sins

列出你的过错

15 God’s Creations

上帝的创造

16 Pregnant

怀孕

17 Two Cents a Glass

两分一杯

18 Little Rock Buys the Bread

小洛克买面包

19 The New Baby

新宝宝

20 An Artist’s Daughter

画家的女儿

21 Lucky Mother

幸运的母亲

雨为什么也要下在路上呢

23 She Wants to Keep Them

她想占有它们

24 Whose Baby Is It

谁的宝宝

25 Jesus Is in the Bathroom

耶稣在卫生间里

26 Big TroubIe

麻烦大了

下篇 名人趣谈

1 Before the Foundering

沉船之前

2 Hat

帽子

3 There Isn’t a Scar on Your Body

身上没有疤

4 1+1=1

1+1=1

5 1 Make Way for a Fool

给傻瓜让路

6 Wearing Glass

戴眼镜

7 Autograph

签名

8 You Have Already Beacome a Great Man

你已经成了伟人

9 What Are You Really Thinking about

你在想什么

10 You Should Pay Double Tuition

你应该付双倍的学费

11 I Have Continually to Bow

不断致意

12 Stamp

邮票

13 Borrow a Book

借书

14 Editor’s Reply

编辑的答复

15 Worn out Overcoat

爱因斯坦的破烂外套

16 He Bathes on Behalf of Me

他代我洗澡

17 Charming Girl

美女

18 A Strange Creature

奇怪的生物

19 A Humorist

一位幽默家

20 “The Pope Is Never Wrong”Is Not True

教皇永无过错

21 Elementary Knowledge

基础知识

22 A Story of Jimmy Durante

杜兰特的单口相声

23 What Did He Eat

牛顿“吃饭”