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Relationship Obits电子书

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作       者:Horan, Kathleen

出  版  社:HarperCollins e-books

出版时间:2009-06-01

字       数:10.8万

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Because We All Have a Relationship We Need to Put to Rest From your basic lying, cheating, no-good scum to those relationships that were doomed from the start (they were married to different people), to a man who faked his death, Relationship Obits is a voyeuristic romp through the unexplored underbelly of love and life. Kathleen Horan founded relationshipobit.com when a big breakup was followed two weeks later by the death of her father. Writing her father's obituary made her wonder what it would be like to write one for the end of her relationship. The Web site was born and thousands began to put their love to rest online. This collection is at times hilarious, raw, shocking, and poignant a true celebration of love in all its manifestations.
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Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Epigraph

Contents

Introduction

Peter Pan Syndrome

Unknown

Inability to commit

Strangulation by Peter Pan tights

A 12-ounce can of beer

Time fears

Cowardice

Wrong words

He needed space

A toxic dose of sanity

Narcissism, stage 4

Better Off Without You

Infidelity, lies, and deception

Complications brought on by an In-N-Out burger

“Nexus, Kingdom of the Winds” online game became more important than the person in the room

A nice girl looking for a nice guy for companionship, possible marriage

Mutual exhaustion

Lack of missing

Lies, mistrust, deceit, and disappointment

He wasn’t who she thought he was

Acute nagging and disbelief

Alcoholism and selfishness

General meanness and complete insanity

Haiku overdose

Inability to escape the dark shadow of man’s 20-year marriage

The Death of True Love

To this day, I don’t know why we broke up

Met too young

Suffocating from an emotionally transmitted disease

He announced it was over

A comic misunderstanding

A clumsy stab to the heart and slow loss of blood

Standard transmission

His love expired

Doomed from the Start

He came out of the closet

His still valid marriage certificate

He decided to become a priest

Lack of trust

Fear, dishonesty

He got her, and then he was bored

Complications relating to terminal age difference

Can you lose what you never had?

His lies

Inability to accept love

Obsession with himself

Evaporation

Arrogance mixed with a narrow-minded religion, assholitis, and selfishness

Wanderlust in Thailand

Kierkegaard

A rainstorm of expectations, lies, manipulations, and distortions

I F***ed Up

Overexposure and malnutrition

Neglect, restlessness, fear

Hanukkah Harry

Girls, girls, girls

The Modern Obit

A Do-It-Yourself Relationship Obit Mad Lib

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher

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