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作       者:Satran, Pamela Redmond

出  版  社:William Morrow Paperbacks

出版时间:2009-08-01

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How to be cool when you're afraid you've forgotten how . . . Sure, you can try to stay younger by exercising, coloring your hair, and wearing stylish clothes but how do you respond when someone asks, "Do you Twitter?" How Not to Act Old gives you simple ways to come back from over the hill and to act as young as you look.Covering everything from old-people entertainment (cancel that dinner party!) to old-people communication (it's called a "voice mail," not a "message," and no one leaves or listens to them anyway), Pamela Redmond Satran decodes the behaviors, viewpoints, and cultural touchstones that separate you from the hip young person you wish you still were. This irreverent guide is essential for anyone who doesn't want to embarrass their kids or themselves.
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Dedication

Contents

Introduction

#1

How Not to E-mail Old: 10 Musts to Avoid

#2

Guide to 11 Young-Old Slang Expressions

#3

#4

40-Year-Old Bikini Waxing Virgin? 9 Things to Expect

#5

#6

#7

How to Grind, in 6 Easy Steps

8 Best Old-People Songs to Dance to…And 7 Young Ones That May Actually Get You Going

#8–19

#20

What Exactly Is a Hookup? A Teenager Tells All…Well, Some

#21

#22

#23–29

#30

#31

I Would Love to Hold The Baby, But…

#32

Web Directory 102: 12 Sites You Should Know

#33

16 Things You Never Need to Say to Another Adult

#34

#35

#36–44

#45

#46

19 Things Never to Say to a Young Parent

#47

8 Tattoos for Old People

#48

#49

#50

12 Things You Can’t Even Think about Wearing (for Women)

#51

Pet Making You Look Old? 5 Swaps to Consider Now

#52

8 Ways Not to Phone Old

#53

5 Things to Talk about Instead of Your Kids

#54

Easy Listenin’ Rap: 9 Songs Even You Might Like

#55

3 Young Cocktail Recipes

#56

#57

#58

#59

#60

8 Hot vs. Crusty Comparisons

#61

#62

MadLibs: A Young Person’s Guide to Housekeeping

#63

#64

25 Web Expressions You Should Know Now

#65

#66

#67–73

#74

10 Other Things Not to Be Shocked By

#75

Antinegativity Spin Chart: 6 Upbeat Substitutes

#76

5 Deathless Man-Bashing Jokes

#77

#78

#79

#80

#81–87

#88

#89

#90

#91

15 Cool Dead Famous People

8 Uncool Dead Famous People

#92

#93

#94

#95

Change Your Name/Change Your Age: 10 Updates for Your Old Fart Name

#96

7 Ways to Read Younger

#97

Young Person’s Diet and Exercise Plan: 13 Simple Steps to Never Gaining an Ounce

#98

#99–124

#125

6 Ways to Renovate Your Money Complaints

#126

#127

#128

#129

#130

#131

#132

12 Steps to Making Dinner Young

#133

10 Signs You Might Be a Lech

#134

#135

#136

#137

#138

#139–143

#144

#145

12 Other Cultural References Sure to Date You

#146

9 Ways to Annoy Old

#147–160

#161

#162

#163

Old Food/Young Food: 18 Culinary Comparisons

#164

12 Things You Can’t Even Think about Wearing (for Men)

#165

12 Other People and Things That Won’t Disappear Anytime Soon (No Matter How Much You Wish They Would)

#166

8 Fear-Conquering Ideas

#167

#168

8 Other Favorites You May Want to Rethink

#169

14 Things That Used to Be Young but Are Now Old

17 Things That Used to Be Old but Are Now Young

#170

#171

#172

#173

#174

#175

#176

MadLibs: How to Celebrate Your Birthday Right

#177

#178

Chocolate-Chip Meringue Cookies

#179

#180

#181

#182

#183

8 Items of Hipster Gear You Can Get Away With

8 Items of Hipster Gear You Can’t

#184

#185

7 Cool Ways to Die (If You Must)

7 Uncool Ways to Die

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Other Books by Pamela Redmond Satran

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher

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