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作       者:Carolla, Adam

出  版  社:It Books

出版时间:2014-05-01

字       数:41.1万

所属分类: 进口书 > 外文原版书 > 艺术/建筑/历史

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My fellow Americans,President John F. Kennedy once famously said, "Hey, is that blond intern eighteen yet?" He also said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."We've changed a lot since JFK asked us all to pitch in. We've become a nation of narcissistic, yoga-mat-toting, service-dog-having, absentee dads and gluten-free, hand-wringing, hypochondriac moms of overcaffeinated (yet somehow still lazy) twerking tweens. And our government is an inept bureaucracy incapable of doing anything except getting in our wallets and in our way. We've got to get it together, America.That is why I, Adam Carolla, hereby declare myself Candidate Carolla. The tome you hold in your hands is a statement of my intent to whip our country back into fighting shape, to eliminate the "what are you going to do for me?" mentality that has invaded our country.President Me is my manifesto, my vision for a better place . . . free of Big Government, barefoot fliers, lazy hipsters who'd rather "Occupy" than work, and the other things that are bringing our country down. With my cabinet appointees, my list of worthy and necessary presidential ManDates, and tons of great ideas for fixing our health care, education, energy, and even national parks systems . . . behold an America we can be proud of. The America I see in my head.You're welcome in advance.Your future leader,Adam
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Dedication

Introduction: Throwing My Hat in the Ring

An Explanation of Graphics You Will Find in President Me

The Vice President

The Federal Election Commission

1. The Department of Commerce

The U.S. Postal Service

2. The Department of Energy

3. The Department of Transportation

NASA

4. The TSA and the FAA

5. The Department of Homeland Security

Voter ID Laws

6. My Address to the UN

The Defense of Marriage Act and Other Important New Wedding Legislation

7. The Department of Health and Human Services

8. The Department of Agriculture

The Secret Service

9. The Department of the Interior and the National Parks Service

10. The Department of Education

The Department of Weights and Measures

11. The FCC

12. The Department of Labor

Conclusion: The State of the Union Address

Tell Your Friends!

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Also by Adam Carolla

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher

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