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It’s Not Me, It’s You!: Impossible perfectionist, 27, seeks very very very tidy电子书

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作       者:Jon Richardson

出  版  社:HarperCollins

出版时间:2011-06-23

字       数:29.2万

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‘I loved Jon’s book. It’s even better than the real thing because you can’t hear his voice.’ Michael McIntyre A control freak looks for love (women who leave wet teaspoons in sugar bowls need not apply). ‘I haven’t woken up with a cup of tea by the bed for seven years. It seems such a small thing but it’s one of a thousand things I miss about having someone around to take care of me. I have spent my entire adult life getting things the way I want them and all I want now is someone to give it all up for.’ Is your filing faultless? Your CDs, apostrophes, cutlery all in the right places? Can you eat a biscuit in the correct way? Then Jon Richardson (single for seven years and counting) could be your ideal man… Living alone in a one bedroom flat in Swindon, Jon has had far too much time on his hands to think. In fact to obsess. About almost everything. Jon’s obssessive compulsive personality disorder has seen him arrange the coins in his pockets in ascending size and colour code his bookshelves. It takes him less than 90 seconds to locate a receipt for a pair of shoes he bought in 1997. Over to the filing cabinet and R for receipts, S for shoes. But Jon doesn’t want to be like this, in fact he would quite like to share his life with someone. But who could that someone be? Someone like himself, a quarrelsome perfectionist only with breasts and less body hair? Absolutely not. But who exactly is Jon looking for and where will he find her? Faced with a loveless future filled with his own peculiar quirks and perfectionism, Jon sets about his search for The One. The question is, will he mind her keeping the knives to the left of the forks in the cutlery drawer or organising the CDs by genre and not alphabetically?
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Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Epigraph

Contents

Introduction

Saturday

11.39 - Close Every Door

13.02 - The Mighway Code

17.11 - Be and be Judged

19.54 - Fiesta Time

Sunday

07.58 - Queasy Like a Sunday Morning

08.00 - Get Dressed

08.16 - Have Breakfast

09.36 - Fifty Thousand … and Four

10.38 - Coffee Break(Down)

11.42 - Back Home

13.24 - Gym’Li Fix It

Monday

07.58 - The Perfect Day Begins

12.59 - Train to Paddington

15.00 - Meeting in London Re: Book

17.48 - My Dinner with Gemma

Tuesday: Epilogue

06.58 - Wake Up

Acknowledgements

About the Publisher

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