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“..Hayatta hep eksik bir ?eyler kal?r. Ya yap?lmam?? bir i? veya kavu?ulmam?? bir insan. Belki, de en son kalan par?a hayat?m?z?n da tüm anlam?n? i?erir ve o yüzden hep sakl?d?r” dedi Elisa, konu?mas?na ba?lamadan ?nce. ?yle ki, baz? an gelir, hayat?m?z?n geri kalan?n? o eksik elmas par?ay? aramakla ge?irmek zorunda kal?r?z. ?ünkü, o son par?a olmadan, hi?bir ?ey anlam?n? tamamlamaz.. ??te, aynen bunun gibi, Alice’in de –Elisa– olmadan ?nceki hayat?n?n ger?ek anlam? ve kay?p par?as? neydi? Bunu mutlaka ??renmeliydi. Ama bunun i?in ?ok uzun bir yolculuktan ge?mesi gerekiyordu.” Gezgin Seyyah: Elisa ile tan??mam?zdan ?nce Müslümanlar?n kitab?nda ??yle bir ?ey okumu?tum: “Dünya ya?am?, bir nevi bir elence ve bir oyundan ibarettir.” Bu nas?l mümkün olabilirdi ki? Veya hayat?n esas (ger?ek) anlam? bu mu? diye kendi kendime ilk ba?larda bunu okudu?umdan beridir soruyordum. Bir hayali dünya ile bir de ger?ek dünya m? var? Fakat Elisa ile tan??t?ktan sonra, bu alternatif (hayali) dünyalar? g?rdükten sonra, ger?ekten de bir e?lenceler dünyas?nda oldu?uma kanaat getirmeye ba?lad?m. Her ?eyin asl?nda sanal (kurgulanm??) bir oyun oldu?unu bu kitapta g?rebiliyordum art?k. Eminim, Elisa ile olan bu ilgin? seyahatlerimi ve onun i?inden ??kt??? bu sihirli kitab? okuduk?a siz de buna kat?lacaks?n?z ve “ger?ek” üzerinde yeniden dü?ünmeye ba?layacaks?n?z.. Unutmay?n! Bu evrendeki her ?eyin bir hayali bir de ger?ek g?rüntüsü vard?r.? ??????

Herkes, beni s?rf " yazar?m"San?yor!Yan?l?yor!Oysa ki: Ben hem yazar?m;Hem de "silerim".T?pk?: Silgili bir kalem gibiyim:Bir yan?m: Yazar,Di?er yan?m da siler.Kendi defterimin "kar" beyaz sayfalar?nda:Do?ru ve güzel olan? yazmaya çabalarken;Di?erlerinin defterlerindeki yanl??lar?,Görmemezlikten gelemem!Nerede bir yanl?? görsem;Düzeltmeden de duramam!Ya yanl??? silerim! Ya da sayfay?   KELEBE??N Ç?LES?Ey!Sadekul Veysel;Biliyorsun ki!Marifet: Do?rular? bilmekte,De?il;Do?rular? söyleyebilmektedir.?imdi!Söyle, sen de do?rular?;Anlat, herkese k?ssay?.Arif olan; mutlaka al?r hisseyi.Bu, öyle bir k?ssa ki!Tam bir: "Yeti?kin Masal?".Kahramanlar? ise:Eli asal?Uzun sakall?,Ya?l?-ba?l?:H?rpani bir dervi?le,Ye?ilimt?rak bir kurtçuk (t?rt?l).Dervi?;Küflü, karanl?k ve bo?ukKüçük, yal?n ve de so?uk!Tek oda, çilehanesinde:Günlerdir:Yar? açYar? tok,Uykusuz ve yorgun.Ama!Ruhen, oldukça dingin!Çilesini çekmekte...Dervi?;Ba?da? kurmu?!Yere, öyle oturmu?.Alt?nda: ?iltesi yok!Oturdu?u yer kuru.Sofras?nda: az??? yok!Çanakta, ekme?i kuru.Ama!Rahlesi: kitap,Testisi: su,Kalbi ise imanDolu!?lahi a?k?n etkisiyleBirazc?k daDeli!?di.Çile günlerinde:Kafas?ndaki, zaman kavram?n? yitirmi?;Gündüz ile gecenin fark?n? bitirmi?,Bir halde!Zihninde: sürekli "pirinin sözlerini "tekrarlamakta.Ço?u kez,O sözler; odan?n içinde de yank?lanmakta!?di.Her f?rsatta piri:"-Evlatlar?m!Nefis!Nefes gibidir:Yoklu?u ölüm,Çoklu?u zulüm;Getirir."Diyordu!Ve sürdürüyordu...."?nsano?lu;Fiziki çelimsizli?ine ra?men,Yaradan?n kendisine bah?etti?i:Metafizik güçlerin sayesinde;Yeryüzündeki: yarat?lm??lar?n hepEn üstünü! ?di.Ama!?imdiki gibi: Egemeni de?ildi;Ne yeralt?n?n, ne de üstünün!O zamanlar;Her canl?n?n dilinden anlar idi.Di?erleri gibi: Kendisinin deHem av hem de avc? oldu?unu,Ya?am çark?n?n: Böyle döndü?ünü;?yi bilirdi."..."Bu durum:Ad?na: Kibir denilen!Yedi ba?l? canavar?n!?nsan?, teslim almas?na kadar sürdü.Sonras?nda;Canavar, insandan; insanl??? sürdü.""Kibirdir: ?nsanl??? hasta eden alamet.Günlerden, bir gün:Dervi?in gözü, duvar?n yukar?s?na tak?ld?.Uzun uzun, kö?edeki bu noktaya bak?nd?.Kar??s?ndaki köhne duvarda:Bir " ipek böce?i t?rt?l?" vard?.?leri geri sal?narak; kozas?n? örüyordu.A??n?n aras?ndan, o da dervi?i görüyordu.Ama!Epeycedir; hiç ilgilenmez görünüyordu.Kozan?n kapanmas?na, çok az kalm??t?.T?rt?l, son bir kez; ba??n? d??ar? ç?kartt?.Birden!Dervi?le, göz göze geldi.Dervi?i ise ani bir merak ald?.-Senin ne i?in var?

The audiobook of Sascha Martin’s Rocket-Ship is free when you download this Kindle book! Eight year old Sascha Martin is always inventing things, so he knows how they work. Mostly. For class news time he brings in a rocket that towers over everyone, including the teacher … but he's written "Don't touch!" on the rocket, so what could possibly go wrong? "The story is 'poetry in motion' for rocket ships! Manuela Pentangelo has visually interpreted John's verse with all the best icons from rocketry and science in the gorgeous illustrations." Samantha Ridgway, scientist, mother, and record-holding Australian rocketeer. This children’s picture book is ideal for kids age 8-10, but readers of all ages, from beginners to preteens to adults, will love this wild, funny, deliciously silly adventure wrapped in verse that rhymes and Manuela Pentangelo’s beautiful full colour artwork. Inside, you’ll find a link to the free audiobook, so if you lose your voice reading Sascha Martin's Rocket-Ship aloud, the audiobook can take over. "Delightful, rhyming story that keeps your fingers turning the pages." E. C. Kraeft, author of White Castle (Book One in her Elf Kingdoms series of children’s books). "I am the mother to an energetic young reader that loves all things books. I am constantly looking for new titles that we can read together and I believe I have struck gold with this one! … I was pleasantly surprised to discover the book rhymed throughout (we love rhymes!) and I must add that they are very well done! This book does a great job at turning an already fun story into one that you can practically sing together (which does wonders with a toddler!!)." Thomai Dion, author of the Think-a-Lot Tots early science readers. Sascha Martin's Rocket-Ship is the first in a fun new series of children’s science fiction action and adventure books, about a kid who knows just enough to be really, really dangerous! Author Q&A Why do you write stories in verse? Well I’m compelled to write them. I don’t decide to write stories in verse. It’s something my mind does in the background. I’ll suddenly realise there’s this rhyming couplet in my mind and that it’s been there for a while, and it’s the start of a story. Then I have to work out the rest of that story, all in verse, and that’s just hard work. But it begins unconsciously. Mind you, I do love rhythm and rhyme and poetry. Kids do, too. There’s a poetry-shaped hole in everyone, as an Australian poet once said, and I think that’s right. What draws you to science fiction? I’ve always loved scifi. It’s what I read as a kid, as a teen, what I read now. Along with mystery and suspense. Scifi sets kids free so their imagination is the only limit. Monsters, aliens, dinosaurs, time travel, travel to the stars, portals to other worlds; you can have all that. With science fiction, kids are free to go anywhere in the universe - in any ‘verse, and it seem there might be lots of universes out there. As many universes as there are kids, at least. It’s a bit like magic. Kids love magic, and there are lots of kids who love sci fi. It’s cool. Sci fi is cool. What’s coming up in the Series? Time Travel next, and lots of kids humor. Book 2 is Sascha Martin’s Time Machine. Sascha invents a machine to take his class back in time, and of course there’s a glitch. Other books in the series have bizarre balls, zombies, aliens, dinosaurs, space-ships and portals, a bit of an apocalypse. So much action and adventure. But one of the books is really embarrassing, super-embarrassing, so kids will cringe even as they’re laughing. Illustrating books takes time, but there’ll be plenty of free sneak previews along the way so kids can get a glimpse of what's to come.

“Dragi mi-erau tata ?i mama, fra?ii ?i surorile ?i b?ie?ii satului, tovar??ii mei de copil?rie, cu cari, iarna, ?n zilele geroase, m? desf?tam pe ghea?? ?i la s?niu?, iar vara ?n zile frumoase de s?rb?tori, c?nt?nd ?i chiuind, cutreieram dumbr?vile ?i luncile umbroase, ?arinele cu holdele, c?mpul cu florile ?i m?ndrele dealuri, de dup? care ?mi z?mbeau zorile, ?n zburdalnica v?rst? a tinere?ii! Asemenea, dragi mi-erau ?ez?torile, cl?cile, horile ?i toate petrecerile din sat, la care luam parte cu cea mai mare ?nsufle?ire.

Bir guumln ccedilok zengin bir adam o?lunu yan?na alarak, insanlar?n ne kadar fakir olabilece?ini gouml;stermek iccedilin onu bir koumlye gouml tuumlrduuml. Ccedilok fakir bir ailenin evinde bir guumln bir gece geccedilirdiler. ehre douml nerken baba o?luna sordu: "Yolculu?umuzu nas?l buldun?" "Ccedilok guuml zeldi babac???m" diye cevap verdi o?lu. "?nsanlar?n ne kadar fakir olabilece?ini gouml rduumln de?il mi?" "Evet." "Peki ne ouml ?rendin?" "unu goumlrd uumlm" dedi o?lu: "Bizim evde bir kouml pe?imiz, onlar?n doumlrt kouml pe?i var.

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