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Dad’s Army (The Best of British Comedy)
Dad’s Army (The Best of British Comedy)
Richard Webber
¥50.62
People shout the "Don't tell him, Pike!" line at me regularly - and I didn't even say it!' Philip Madoc.In the annals of British television, no finer example of classic comedy exists than in the shape of Dad's Army, the Home Guard-based sitcom written by veteran writers Jimmy Perry and David Croft. Although they penned many other sterling programmes, including Hi-De-Hi! and the underrated You Rang, M'Lord?, they'll forever be remembered for their brilliant wartime comedy spotlighting the antics of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard, led by the irascible and pompous Captain Mainwaring.Between 1968 and '77, nine series and three Christmas Specials - totalling 80 instalments - were screened, much to the delight of the millions of fans who tuned in; but the show's popularity has continued unabated and even today, four decades since the platoon marched onto the scene, it remains one of the golden offerings from the sitcom genre.With the 40th anniversary of Dad's Army in 2008, what better time to celebrate the magic of this show.The Best of British Comedy - Dad's Army includes:”? The History: an overview of how Dad's Army was born and developed”? Gags and Catchphrases: a collection of classic quotes from the programme”? Did You Know?: snippets of info about the show, cast, etc.”? Favourite scenes: the most memorable scenes in full”? A Dad's Army quizEpisode: 'Something Nasty in the Vault'Mainwaring and Wilson are stuck in the bank's strong room. There has been an air raid and they've ended up holding an unexploded bomb. Pike arrives.Pike: Uncle Arthur?Wilson: Oh, what it is, Frank?Pike: Do you think I ought to phone mum and tell her you're holding a bomb?Wilson: No!Pike: But she might get cross if she found out that you'd been holding a bomb and she wasn't told about it.
From Docks to Desktops
From Docks to Desktops
Simon Startin
¥40.79
London's recent history captured in dramatic form. Created from dozens of personal testimonies, this is the story of the changing face of work today. Surrey Docks in South-East London was once a thriving commercial hub, hosting some of the UK’s leading commercial brands, including Crosse & Blackwell, Sarson’s, Peek Freans and Lipton’s. These huge organisations created a myriad of jobs for local people, and the community prospered. But, with the decline of the docks in the 1970s, factories closed down or relocated, work patterns changed and redevelopment began. ‘From Docks to Desktops’ explores the fascinating story of how one community has survived the 21st-century challenges of urban change and renewal.
The Western Front 1914–1916: From the Schlieffen Plan to Verdun and the Somme
The Western Front 1914–1916: From the Schlieffen Plan to Verdun and the Somme
Michael S Neiberg
¥81.67
The Western Front, running from the Belgian coast in the north to the Swiss border in the south, was to prove the decisive battlefront of World War I. It was where the great powers of Germany, France and the British Empire concentrated the bulk of their military might, and it was where many believed the war would be settled before Christmas 1914. The German General Staff realised the dangers of fighting a two-front war against both France and Russia simultaneously. They sought to knock the French out of the war quickly, making a rapid advance on Paris through neutral Belgium – the infamous 'Schlieffen Plan'. After desperate delaying actions fought by the French and British armies, the German hope for swift victory in the West was thwarted by their defeat at the First Battle of the Marne. Following a 'Race to the Sea' – where each side sought to outflank the other, culminating in the battles of First Ypres and the Yser – the Western Front settled down into a pattern of trench warfare that would remain little changed until 1917. The year 1915 proved one of frustration for the Allies as attack after attack – in Champagne, at Neuve Chapelle, Festubert and Loos – all failed to pierce the German defensive lines. To break the deadlock, a joint Allied offensive was planned for 1916 with simultaneous attacks against the Central Powers to take place in all the European theatres. This planned major effort was pre-empted by the German assault on the fortress city of Verdun, intended to bleed the French Army dry. The joint Somme offensive thus became a largely British and Imperial affair to relieve the pressure on their French allies. The blooding of Kitchener's volunteer New Army on the first day of the Somme has become a byword for the slaughter on the Western Front. By the year's end, it was clear there would be no easy victory for either side. With the aid of over 300 photographs, complemented by full-colour maps, The Western Front 1914–1916 provides a detailed guide to the background and conduct of the conflict on the Western Front in the first half of the war, up to and including the Battles of the Somme and Verdun.
Publish Your Way to More Clients
Publish Your Way to More Clients
Alexa Whitten
¥54.10
This book explains how to plan, write and publish a book so that you are seen as 'the one' in the eyes of your potential clients. One of the best ways to show off your expertise, is to write a book - you can then use this as a fantastic marketing tool to get people into your sales funnel and attract higher paying clients. This book takes you through the entire process, from getting your plan into place, to writing and publishing your book. It may seem like a complicated process, but when you know how, it's actually quite simple. With a step by step plan, plus handy resources to help you along the way, you'll have your book written in no time.
The Clash of Images
The Clash of Images
Abdelfattah Kilito, Robyn Creswell
¥57.14
The Clash of Images is a sweet, Borgesian mix of bildungsroman memoir, family history, short-story collection, fable, and literary criticism. Written in a graceful and charming style, Kilito’s story takes place in an unnamed coastal city of memories where a child experiences first-hand the cultural clash of text and image in a changing, modern society. It is a time when the old Arabic world of texts and oral traditions is making way for something new: the era of the image, the comic book, photo IDs, and the cinema. The stories form a kaleidoscopic memoir of growing up in two worlds, a brilliant mixture of cultural and family history. Here are tales of first kisses and first reads, Tintin and the Prophet Muhammad, fantasies of the Wild West, the inferno of the bathhouse, and the lost paradises of childhood. The Clash of Images is a celebration of the pleasures of storytelling, a magic lantern that delicately reveals how the world of books intimately connects with the world outside their pages.
Anthony Van Dyck: Annotated Artworks
Anthony Van Dyck: Annotated Artworks
Narim Bender
¥9.48
Anthony Van Dyck: Annotated Artworks
Poems
Poems
Victor Hugo
¥8.09
Poems
Tako da
Tako da
Igor Isakovski
¥47.82
Tako da
Perfect Nemesis: A Play
Perfect Nemesis: A Play
Chijioke Chikwesiri
¥32.62
Perfect Nemesis: A Play
Φλο?φλα η Ατ?θαση Γουρο?να
Φλο?φλα η Ατ?θαση Γουρο?να
Γιώργης Νομικός
¥52.65
Κ?ποτε ζο?σε μια γουρο?να που βρ?θηκε με την παρ?α τη? στο χοιροτρ?φειο. Στο χοιροτροφε?ο συζητ?γε με τα αλλ? ζω?κια για το προκαθορισμ?νο μελλ?ν τη?. ?Ηρθε η μ?ρα που ηταν η σειρ? τη? για το σφαγε?ο. Σφαγ?α? και γιο? τη μεταφ?ρουν στο σπ?τι ζωντ?νη. Τη δ?νουν στο κ?πο και η οικογ?νεια πα?ι στο σουπερμαρκετ για να ψων?σει τα υλικ? που χρει?ζονται για να τη μαγειρ?ψουν, Η γουρο?να κ?νει ?κκληση βοηθε?α? σε δι?φορα περαστικ? ?ντομα που συναντ?ει μπροστ? τη? Η πασχαλ?τσα, η ακρ?δα τη? θ?τουν ?ρου? για να τη βοηθ?σουν, τα μυρμ?γκια δεν σηκ?νουν κουβ?ντα για βο?θεια. Η πεταλο?δα ε?ναι βιαστικι? γιατ? την απειλο?ν τα παιδι? με απ?χη και το λυκ?σκυλο λιγουρ?υεται τα κοκκ?λα τη?. Κανε?? φα?νεται δεν μπορε? να σ?σει την ατ?θαση γουρο?να. Μια μ?λισσα γεμ?τη αισθημ?τα ε?ναι η τελευτα?α περαστικι? στο κ?πο. Η γουρο?να Φλο?φλα προειδοποιε? τη μ?λισσα οτ? πρ?κειται να γ?νει ?να λαχταριστ? οικογενειακ? γε?μα. Η μ?λισσ? ταρ?χτηκε και βλ?ποντα? το μελλ?ν τη? γουρο?να? Φλο?φλα?, τρ?χει στην κυψ?λ? τη? να ενημερ?σει τη βασ?λισσα για το συμβ?ν. Η βασ?λισσα διακοπτει τη λειτουργε?α τη? κυψ?λη? και συγκαλε? ?κτακτο συμβο?λιο. Στο συμβο?λιο αποφασ?ζεται εργ?τριε? και κηφ?νε? να βοηθ?σουν τη γουρο?να Φλο?φλα υπ? τι? οδηγ?ε? τη? βασ?λισσα?. Οι εργατρι?? μ?λισσε? πειθαρχημ?νε? και υπ?κουε? τσιμπ?νε με το κεντρ? του? , του? ανθρ?που? και θυσι?ζονται για χ?ρη τη? γουρο?να? Φλο?φλα?. Οι ?νθρωποι χοροπηδ?νε απ? τα ενοχλητικ? τσιμπ?ματα και πασαλε?βονται με αμμωνι?? και αλοιφ??. Η γουρο?να Φλ?υφλα καταλ?γει για βοσκ? στο λιβ?δι και η βασ?λισσα την συμβουλε?ει να παρατηρε? του? γυρ? τη? και να σ?βεται τη διαφορετικ?τητα του?.
Manchester City in Pictures
Manchester City in Pictures
Jessica Derby
¥24.44
Manchester City in Pictures
Othello
Othello
William Shakespeare
¥24.44
Othello
Stress Relieving Mandala+Zentangle Designs: A Printable and Mindfulness Adult Co
Stress Relieving Mandala+Zentangle Designs: A Printable and Mindfulness Adult Co
Shannon Hamilton
¥32.62
Stress Relieving Mandala+Zentangle Designs: A Printable and Mindfulness Adult Coloring Book
Porque N?o Posso Amar: Poemas Sobre Sentimentos Negados
Porque N?o Posso Amar: Poemas Sobre Sentimentos Negados
Daniel Marques
¥0.01
Porque N?o Posso Amar: Poemas Sobre Sentimentos Negados
About Writing and How to Publish
About Writing and How to Publish
Cathy Glass
¥44.93
Drawing on years of experience, and thousands of readers comments and reviews of her writing, Cathy Glass provides a clear and concise, practical guide on writing and the best ways to get published. Bestselling author Cathy Glass has written and published 18 books, sold over 1.5 million copies worldwide, and had no 1 bestsellers in both the UK and the US. In that time she has received thousands of emails from readers asking for her help and advice on writing and being published. This book details how to achieve both. Divided into four sections, Cathy guides you through the entire process, from composing your first paragraph to seeing your book in print. Topics include: ? Making the time to write ? Planning, revising and editing your writing ? Different types of writing and genres ? Finding an agent and publisher ? How to self-publish ? Promoting your work so it is a success Clear, concise and packed full of practical tips, About Writing is an invaluable guide for all aspiring writers.
The Perils of the Pushy Parents: A Cautionary Tale
The Perils of the Pushy Parents: A Cautionary Tale
Boris Johnson
¥63.37
Written and illustrated by Boris Johnson The nicest kids you ever saw Were Jim and Molly Albacore… Alas for Molly and Jim, Their lives were not entirely cushy: Their parents were so very pushy. Mr and Mrs Albacore will do anything to get their offspring to the top of the pile. Father reads great literary works to them before they are even born, and puts them down for MENSA at five, Mother is not content unless her darlings are the star of every show. Molly and Jim, however, are happiest eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and watching telly. In this very funny book, Boris Johnson issues a verse warning to all pushy parents… if you push your children far enough they may push back, with dire consequences. Illustrated with delightful line drawings by the author.
The World of Karl Pilkington
The World of Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington,Stephen Merchant,Ricky Gervais
¥70.44
A collection of the best moments from the ‘Ricky Gervais Show’ with further musings from Karl Pilkington, star of Sky 1’s ‘An Idiot Abroad’. Karl Pilkington, the Confucian-like savant of the ‘Ricky Gervais Show’, has led an extraordinary and curiously individual life. As a kid growing up in Manchester he regularly missed school to accompany his parents on caravanning holidays and left without collecting his exam results: his family weaned him well. Pilkington’s is a brilliant mind, locked inside a perfectly round head, and uncluttered by the unhelpful constraints of logic or common sense; factors that have led him to such dazzling insights as ‘you never see old men eating Twix bars’ or that the ‘Diary of Anne Frank’ was ‘an Adrian Mole sort of thing’. In this pithy and hilarious book, Karl is in conversation with (the often bewildered) Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, the writers and stars of ‘The Office’ and ‘Extras’, outwitting even these comedy Goliaths with his take on such contentious issues as charity, the lack of Chinese homeless people, reincarnation, the rights of monkeys and favourite superpowers. Featuring Karl's original illustrations, imaginative scribblings, full-colour pictures sent in by fans, and the best conversations of the first twelve podcasts, this is a unique trip into the world of one of our most innovative thinkers, visionaries and prophets, or as Gervais and Merchant know him, ‘the funniest man alive in Britain today’.
We’re British, Innit: An Irreverent A to Z of All Things British
We’re British, Innit: An Irreverent A to Z of All Things British
Iain Aitch
¥63.18
Forget the Government's Citizenship Test – this is the real measure of Britishness. With a wealth of brand-new material that will bring a smile of recognition to even the stiffest of upper lips, Iain Aitch brings us even more explorations of innate Britishness. Continuing in the snappy A-Z format, Iain Aitch brings us all things uniquely British, whether it's our love of fish and chips, our high regard for James Bond or the red telephone box, everything you've ever regarded as being inimitably British is contained within these pages. Test your knowledge of Britain and what it means to be British by answering the multiple choice questions at the end of the book. What kind of peas are used to make mushy peas? What were the last words of Admiral Lord Nelson? What exactly is Readers' Wives? Were you paying attention? With more style than Jarvis Cocker's moves and more pomp than Elgar's masterpiece, this is a celebration of all that is truly glorious about good old Blighty. A book for the entire British population - Northerner, Southerner, and even tourist and immigrant alike - this is the perfect read for someone seeking a truly British experience.
Clips From A Life
Clips From A Life
Denis Norden
¥72.40
Classic stills from the life of one of Britain's most cherished entertainers. This is the extraordinary life story of comic legend Denis Norden, told in momentary snapshots by the master British comedian himself. Containing reminiscences of a career stretching back to the golden age of the radio, through the heyday of cinema and the early pioneering days of television comedy, ‘Clips From a Life’ showcases Denis Norden's creative genius at its very best. Told with Denis' hallmark flashes of brilliant humour and sharp observation, the extraordinary life of this enduring humorist is unravelled through his private recollections of the ways things used to be, back then. Denis' school-day musings, dry witticisms, and old-time sayings unearthed from days gone by, combined with remembrances of collaborations with famous figures of the day, from Eric Sykes to Bill Fraser, will sweep you back instantaneously to the magical gags, lively characters and laughter of the past. Flitting between Denis' East End childhood and early career in Variety as a cinema manager for the Hyams Brothers, to his post-war work as a *writer on the groundbreaking radio shows ‘Take It From Here’ and ‘In All Directions’, to the phenomenally successful television comedy ‘Whack-O!’ (all written with long-term collaborator Frank Muir), to his years as a solo writer, performer, and presenter on programmes such as the much-loved ‘It'll Be Alright on the Night’, it is easy to see how Denis' comic appeal has endured for decades, to make him one of the greatest British writers and performers to date. Brimming with Denis's unique wit and personal warmth, this is a rich and compelling mix of anecdote and autobiography from a very special entertainer.
Complete Artist’s Manual
Complete Artist’s Manual
Simon Jennings
¥114.48
The definitive artist’s reference guide and comprehensive sourcebook of art materials and painting techniques, now available in a modern paperback edition. The Complete Artist’s Manual covers all the elements of painting and drawing from materials to techniques, colour composition and media – the ultimate artist’s bible. In addition, it contains a structured painting course with simple exercises developing into more advanced projects, with demonstrations by well-known practising artists who share their experience and expertise with the reader. Contents includes; Supports Drawing and painting media Drawing and sketching Painting techniques Colour and composition What to paint – getting started The artist’s studio Glossary and directory The Complete Artist’s Manual is visually rich and exciting, practical and comprehensive – no artist’s studio should be without it.
It Is Just You, Everything’s Not Shit
It Is Just You, Everything’s Not Shit
Steve Stack
¥73.58
The Optimist’s Encyclopedia. In this A-Z of all things nice, Steve Stack takes the reader on an alphabetical tour of the good things in life. Trivial things such as dunking biscuits, drawing pictures in steamed up windows and the sound jelly makes. Big important things like falling in love, Nobel Peace Prize winners and the Internet. And pretty much everything in between from Lego to the shipping forecast, popping bubble wrap to meerkats with guest appearances from Sir David Attenborough, Oliver Postgate, Columbo and The Flaming Lips. It Is Just You, Everything’s Not Shit is the perfect gift for the cynic in your life. It will cheer up even the most miserable of old gits.