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De la autoarea seriei AMURG, bestseller New York Times A fost ?arma" secret? a uneia dintre agen?iile-fantom? ale guvernului american. C?nd a devenit incomod?, au decis s? o lichideze. Ca s? r?m?n? ?n via??, s-a transformat ?ntr-un cameleon care jongleaz? cu identit??ile ?i adresele. L-au ucis pe singurul om ?n care avea ?ncredere, ?ns? ea reprezint? ?n continuare o amenin?are. Vor s-o vad? moart?, ?i asta c?t mai repede. C?nd fostul ?ef ?i ofer? o cale de ie?ire, realizeaz? c? ar fi singura ?ans? de a-?i reinventa destinul. Dar pentru asta va trebui s? accepte o ultim? misiune. Constat? ?ns? c? informa?iile pe care le ob?ine o pun ?ntr-o situa?ie ?i mai primejdioas?. Hot?r?t? s? ?nfrunte direct amenin?area, se preg?te?te pentru cea mai dificil? lupt? din via?a ei, dar se ?ndr?goste?te de un b?rbat. Noua pasiune nu poate dec?t s?-i mic?oreze ?ansele de supravie?uire. Aflat? ?n impas, ??i valorific? talentele unice ?n feluri pe care nu ?i le-a imaginat niciodat?. ?n acest roman cu o intrig? bine ?ncheiat?, Stephenie Meyer creeaz? o nou? eroin? aprig? ?i fascinant?, cu abilit??i ie?ite din comun. Ne arat? ?nc? o dat? de ce este una dintre cele mai bine v?ndute autoare din lume. ?Felul cum Meyer gestioneaz? curiozitatea cititorului, ?ntre?in?nd ?i control?nd fluxul informa?iilor, demonstreaz? o m?iestrie de virtuoz… Oamenii nu vor doar s? citeasc? romanele lui Meyer; ei vor s? p?trund? ?n interiorul lor ?i s? tr?iasc? acolo." — Lev Grossman, Time ?Meyer scrie cu o claritate luminoas?, f?r? s? se interpun? nicio clip? ?ntre cititor ?i ceea ce ??i imagineaz? acesta. Originalitatea ei este incontestabil?." — Orson Scott Card, autorul seriei Jocul lui Ender ?Meyer este mai interesat? de rela?ii dec?t de conven?iile superficiale ale genului… Lec?ia ei de via?? pozitiv? este dezarmant?." — Jeff Giles,Entertainment Weekly ?Nu cite?ti un roman de Stephenie Meyer, ci ?l tr?ie?ti, al?turi de personajele vii ?i conving?toare pe care le-a creat. Meyer are modul s?u special de a-l implica pe cititor ?n via?a personajelor ei." — Ridley Pearson, autorul bestsellerului White Bone

C?nd am primit invita?ia de a citi manuscrisul c?r?ii Corinei, am acceptat tem?tor. Sunt la o v?rst? c?nd ??i spui arogant c? ai citit cam tot ?i te ?ntrebi seniorial ce ar putea s? te mai surprind?. Ei bine, cartea Corinei. Care te surprinde prin toate locurile pe care le credeai securizate, impenetrabile. Te surprinde ?n primul r?nd pentru faptul c? refuz? f?r? efort scriitura feminin?, melancolic? ?i vag lamentabil?. Frazele sunt scurte ?i nu intr? b?t?nd la u??, ci tr?ntind-o de perete. Apoi, te surprinde tema predilect? a c?r?ii: amantl?curile, iubirile frugale, rela?iile interzise, tot tac?mul. Practic, Corina omoar? ?n pove?tile ei orice ipocrizie feminist? (chestie care mie mi-a mers la suflet), o ?ngroap? ad?nc ?i ?i pune capac. N-o s? omit sub nicio form? limbajul, care surprinde de asemenea. Corina folose?te limba rom?n? f?r? s? se fereasc? de extremele ei. Are curaj, ?are ou?“, cum s-ar spune. Nu c? ar fi singura, nu c? ar fi o raritate, dar a manipula cuvinte interzise ?ntr-un text literar, f?r? a-i strica savoarea, nu e la ?ndem?na oricui. R?m?ne ?ns? la final impresia general?, cea care conteaz? cel mai mult. Care e bun?, dac? nu foarte bun?. Cartea se cite?te u?or, e cinic?, e vie, are tot ce ?i trebuie pentru a deveni un succes. (?tefan Caraman)Corina Ozon vine dinspre jurnalism spre literatur?, cunosc?nd oamenii, cu talent. Scrie captivant, folosind ?n fraze c?te cuvinte chiar trebuie, f?r? floricele stilistice ?i volute descriptive ?n plus, care ar cre?te statistic durata de somn a popula?iei. ?Zilele aman?ilor“ e o carte pentru dezinhiba?i. N-o recomand pro?tilor si bigo?ilor. (Alexandru Petria)Aceasta este o carte de?teapt?. Iar vr?jitoria nu-i deloc exclus?. Te ?ine lipit de ea, nu te las? absolut deloc nici s? faci altceva ?i nici m?car s? te g?nde?ti la altceva. Nu po?i uza de niciun instrument fizic ori sufletesc pentru a i te sustrage. Iar dac? asta nu-i curat? fermec?tur?, atunci ce este? A, ?tiu. Literatur? de?teapt?. (Ana Barton)O lectur? care curge u?or, cu un limbaj direct ?i frust, perfect adaptat subiectului. Corina vorbe?te cu umor ?i amar, f?r? ocoli?uri, despre situa?ii de via?? verosimile, desprinse din cotidian. Aman?ii putem fi oricare dintre noi. (Petronela Rotar)

Um homem de meia idade cansado de se satisfazer com a m?o sai de casa e vai para o bairro de Itatinga em busca de uma garota de programa e lá recebe algo que nunca recebeu na vida.

По причине колонизации планеты Доринго оккупационными силами принц Энилот Атлантис с горсткой приближенных вынужден навсегда покинуть свою родину. Найдя пристанище на задворках галактики, на планете под названием Земля, он основывает новую цивилизацию, имя которой Атлантида. Но судьба играет с ним по своим правилам, и, сам того не подозревая, Атлантис становится пешкой в большой политической игре, которая длится уже миллионы лет. Молодой американец по имени Моузли Гук случайно находит древние артефакты, оказавшиеся архивными документами атлантов, и раскрывает всему миру правду о легендарном острове Атлантида, который вот уже несколько тысяч лет будоражит умы человечества. Издательство Animedia Company желает вам приятного чтения.

Author and experienced quality management consultant Carlos Pereira da Cruz has written this book with one goal in mind: to offer you a practical and straightforward way to adapt your quality management system to your business, while meeting the requirements of ISO 9001:2015. Discover ISO 9001:2015?Through Practical Examples?is primarily for beginners in quality management systems, and for people with moderate knowledge of ISO 9001. However, if you are an experienced quality practitioner, but are disappointed with bureaucratic side of the standard, this book will show you a practical and relevant method of applying ISO 9001 to your business rather instead of blindly following policies and procedures. The main focus of the book is author’s desire to show you a different approach to the QMS. As he says at the beginning of the book, “What I see too often is Quality Management Systems with too few or too many documents, but concentrated on listing tasks that people must perform. And people perform their tasks, and companies remain certified, but nothing else happens.” Rather than looking at the standard that way, da Cruz says, “This book is about how to build a Quality Management System from scratch without looking at ISO 9001; the standard will naturally come afterwards when we show the relationship between sound management practices and ISO 9001 clauses.” Even though this book is written to be short and simple, it has more than 50 case studies, charts, diagrams and tables to help you develop your own QMS. Some of them include: The ecosystem of interested parties around Altix Example of monitoring plan Flowchart of activities, objects, and participants Objectives produced from the main processes Risk evaluation matrix Risks, process and improvement project Da Cruz has written the book using plain English, which is easy to understand for beginners. Using practical examples to help you understand the relationship between your regular business operations and ISO 9001:2015, he shows you that you’re not just implementing the standard to prove compliance, you’re doing it to improve the business.

este primul roman obiectiv din literatura rom?n?, fiind ap?rut ?n anul 1920, dup? o lung? perioad? de elaborare, a?a cum ?nsu?i autorul men?ioneaz? ?n finalul operei, ?ntre martie 1913 – iulie 1920. Apari?ia romanului a st?rnit un adev?rat entuziasm ?n epoc?, mai ales c? nimic din crea?ia nuvelistic? de p?n? atunci nu anun?a aceast? evolu?ie spectaculoas?: ?Nimic din ce e publicat ?nainte nu ne putea face s? prevedem admirabila dezvoltare a unui scriitor, care a ?nceput ?i a continuat vreo zece ani, nu numai f?r? str?lucire, dar ?i f?r? indica?ii de viitor“, nota Eugen Lovinescu. Criticul prime?te romanul Ion ca pe o izb?nd? a literaturii rom?ne, iar satisfac?ia sa este consemnat? ?n studiul ?Crea?ia obiectiv?. Liviu Rebreanu: Ion“. Pentru ini?iatorul modernismului rom?nesc, al c?rui principiu de baz? era sincronismul literaturii rom?ne cu cea european?, romanul Ion este cel care ?rezolv? o problem? ?i curm? o controvers?“. Aceast? afirma?ie a lui Lovinescu se refer? la faptul c? apari?ia primului roman obiectiv direc?ioneaz? literatura rom?n? c?tre valoare european? ?i stinge polemica pe care criticul o avea cu s?m?n?tori?tii epocii.

Quer entrar na academia e conquistar aquele corpito jóia?Muito bom! Exercícios físicos s?o fundamentais para alcan?ar a boa forma; mas, se você n?o se alimentar direito, vai gastar tempo (e dinheiro!) à toa na academia.Aprenda a preparar 10 receitas saudáveis para você ter uma alimenta??o leve e nutritiva; e assim, otimizar a sua vida fitness.

Вдох-выдох — это второй сборник рассказов Ирены Яновой. Первый сборник,Магические книги Невилов, вышел под псевдонимом Ирина Иванова в 2014 году. Знаете ли вы, кто такие энергетические вампиры и что они делают с накопленной энергией В рассказе Вдох-выдох, который дал название сборнику, автор предложила свою версию жизни такого человека. Рассказ Посылка поведает вам о том, что судьбу иногда определяет случай, а 23 реальность о любви. Причем о любви в другой реальности, где ты проживаешь иную жизнь, с другим человеком, с другой любовью. Эхо вселенной — лирический рассказ о космосе и о зарождении чувства на громадном расстоянии. Как помочь девушке, если знаешь, что с ней может приключиться беда Необычный герой, необычный способ помощи и судьба, которая не оставляет влюбленных. А что может произойти, если ваше сознание случайно осталось в вашем клоне Рассказ Человек, которого нет раскроет возможный вариант развития событий. Издательство Animedia Company желает вам приятного чтения.

Otávio vivia tranquilamente sua vida de aposentado com a esposa. Sua rotina despreocupada mudou quando sua esposa trouxe para morar com eles uma sobrinha distante.A sobrinha era uma novinha de 17 anos, cabelos ruivos e seios fartos. Como qualquer homem de meia idade, Otávio gamou na novinha e, mesmo resistindo, caiu em tenta??o.Uma tenta??o que lhe custou tudo.

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Действие первой книги романа ?Рок? разворачивается в Сицилии и далее на ?чёрном континенте?, в Африке, в период столкновения двух мегаполисов Древнего мира – Рима и Карфагена. Читателя ждут невероятно увлекательные приключения, где судьбы главных героев переплетаются паутиной войны и паутиной тайны, которую они пытаются раскрыть, борясь с невидимыми врагами. Развёрнутые красочные описания сражений, морских битв, быт, нравы того времени – все это доставит, пытливому, думающему человеку не только удовольствие от прочтения, но и повод задуматься о происходящем в мире в наше время. Этот динамичный роман написан для самой широкой читательской аудитории. Издательство Animedia Company желает вам приятного чтения.

The fae world’s biggest secret has been revealed … Having escaped an Unseelie prince and a world of shadows, Emerson and Calla are now hunted by the Guild of Guardians. On the run, constantly trying to remain one step ahead, they must figure out how to find and rescue everyone the Guild has taken from them. Then, in an unprecedented move, Unseelie Prince Roarke breaks the fae realm’s most important rule. Now two worlds stand on the brink of war. Caught in the middle between guardians and Prince Roarke’s forces, Em knows her Griffin Ability is powerful enough to stop them both. But as she masters control of her unique magic, Em is confronted with a question: how far is too far when you possess the kind of power she was born with? Can she step back from the line that shouldn’t be crossed, or will she end up losing herself before finding those she loves? Join Emerson and her companions in this race to save two worlds and the people they love in the final Creepy Hollow adventure!

Представляем вам второй том полюбившихся многим ?Сказок про детей? от Алексея Лукшина, автора, уже известного вам по ?Сказкам Дружного леса?. Главные герои книги — дети, которые попадают в иногда забавные, а иногда и сложные ситуации, делая из них правильные выводы и усваивая важные жизненные уроки. Издательство Animedia Company желает вам приятного чтения.

Lying. Cheating. Manipulating.?Will they ever change??What will it take to get through to them??They apologized, but will this time be different...or will they just get better at hiding what they are up to??This book will help you get out of the fog of confusion and into the clarity that you are looking for.?FOG is an acronym that stands for "Fear, Obligation, and Guilt." These three emotions are often at the core of manipulation, and are often how narcissists, sociopaths, and other types of emotional manipulators go about controlling their targets.?However, this type of destructive manipulation isn't just limited to narcissists and sociopaths.?There is no shortage of people with well-intended bad advice out there who unintentionally fall into the FOG as well, and push targets of abuse into keeping the relationship going.?The FOG is one of the main reasons that people stay "stuck" in abusive relationships for so long, why they continue to get involved with abusive people, why they feel that they are the problem, and why they tend to feel that the abuse is somehow their fault.?When a person is being manipulated they have a hard time figuring out who has the problem, what is normal, what is problematic, and if their wants, needs, and feelings are valid. The disasterous effects of being lost in the FOG are confusion, crazymaking, people pleasing, and an erosion of boundaries.?What makes this well-intended bad advice so damaging is that, on the surface, it seems like good advice--especially if it's coming from people who seem to have our best interests in mind, such as friends, family, church members, support group members, or a therapist.?Some examples of this well-intended bad advice that comes from other people is:?"Who are you to judge?" "No one is perfect." "You need to forgive them." "She's your mother, you need to have a relationship with her...she's not getting any younger you know." "Commitment is forever."?What can be so crazymaking for targets is that they are often getting two very different messages. On one hand, they are told that they need to work towards a solution, and on the other, they are told that need to leave a partner who lies, cheats, steals, hits, yells, or belittles them.?This book compares and contrasts of these concepts so that targets of any type of manipulation and abuse can make a more empowered decision.?Some of the concepts covered are:?Who are You to Judge vs. Being DiscerningNo One is Perfect vs. Tolerating AbuseYou Need to Forgive Them vs. Keeping Yourself SafeA Parent vs. A PredatorCommitment vs. CodependencySelf-love vs. SelfishnessA Person Acting the Part vs. A Person Actually ChangingGut Instincts vs. HypervigilanceA Friend vs. Someone Being FriendlyCaring vs. CaretakingBeing in Love With Them vs. Being in Love With Who They Pretended to BeWorkable Behavior vs. Deal BreakersAcceptance vs. AllowanceGoing Through So Much Together vs. Being Put Through So Much By ThemSincerity vs. IntensityHealthy Bonding vs. Trauma BondingInsincere Remorse vs. Sincere RemorseReacting vs. Responding...and many more.

Até onde você iria por quem você ama?Um casal de noivos vai ao cinema no shopping. Na saída, o casal é seqüestrado por um estranho homem que n?o pede dinheiro e nem outro tipo de resgate. Ele apenas deseja fazer um jogo!E para salvar o seu noivo, Melissa terá que dar a maior prova de amor de sua vida.

Aki a halállal néz farkasszemet, nem akar sem szépíteni, sem eltitkolni semmit. ?gy, az olvasó, aki meg akarja ?rizni magában az egyik legnépszer?bb magyar tudósról, orvosról, tévésztárról - Czeizel Endrér?l - alkotott idealizált képét, ne kezdjen bele ebbe a k?nyvbe! Mert Czeizel Endre nem az, akinek sokan hiszik. 79 évesen rákbetegsége végs? stádiumba jutott, így megkísérelte lezárni ügyeit és elbúcsúzni az ?t szeret?kt?l.

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Al treilea volum din Tetralogia Napolitan? ?n lini?tea cea mai deplin? sau ?n mijlocul evenimentelor tumultuoase, atunci c?nd ne sim?im ?n siguran?? sau ?n pericol, c?nd suntem nevinova?i sau imorali, suntem o mul?ime format? din ceilal?i. Iar aceast? mul?ime e cu siguran?? o binecuv?ntare pentru literatur?.?Elena Ferrante ?n al treilea roman al Tetralogiei Napolitane, Elena ?i Lila, cele dou? fete cu care cititorii au f?cut cuno?tin?? ?n Prietena mea genial?, au devenit femei.Lila ?i-a p?r?sit so?ul ?i confortul material, iar acum munce?te ?n condi?ii foarte dure. Elena a studiat la ?coala Normal? din Pisa ?i a publicat un roman de succes, care i-a deschis u?ile saloanelor selecte. Am?ndou? au refuzat s? se complac? ?ntr-o via?? plin? de nefericire, ignoran?? ?i supunere, ?mbr??i??nd ?n schimb numeroasele oportunit??i ale anilor ’70. ?n continuare le leag? o prietenie profund?, de nezdruncinat.?nc? de la apari?ia romanului?Prietena mea genial?, care deschide?Tetralogia Napolitan?, faima Elenei Ferrante a crescut enorm. Este considerat? una dintre autoarele contemporane cele mai conving?toare, o stilist? des?v?r?it?, cu o intui?ie artistic? ie?it? din comun, care a c??tigat admira?ia mai multor scriitori celebri – Jhumpa Lahiri, Elizabeth Strout, Claire Messud – ?i a unor critici importan?i: James Wood, John Freeman, Eugenia Williamson etc. Dar f?r? ?ndoial?, primirea cea mai c?lduroas? a avut-o din partea cititorilor, care au descoperit o autoare care vorbe?te ?ntr-un stil plin de frumuse?e ?i for?? despre sentimentul de apartenen?? la un loc, despre rela?iile umane, dragoste, familie ?i prietenie.

Jack Langdon, Lord Frayne, trateaz? cu foarte mult? seriozitate onoarea str?vechii sale familii ?i,icircn acela?i timp, ascunde un secret pe care icircl consider? ru?inos: darul de vr?jitor, pe care a fost icirc nv??at s?-l reprime ?i s?-l resping?. Cacirc nd un accident icirc;l aduce pe Jack icirc;n pragul mor?ii, unica lui ?ans? de supravie?uire este Abigail Barton, o vindec?toare talentat?. Abigail trebuie s? icirc;?i asume un mare risc pentru a-i salva via?a lordului Frayne, a?a c? va cere icircn schimb un pre? pe m?sur?: c?s?toria cu Jack. Acesta nu icirc nt acirc rzie s? accepte ?i curacirc;nd se simte atras de sincera lui so?ie, al c?rei farmec este la fel de puternic ca ?i trezirea propriilor abilit??i magice la racirc;ndul ei, Abigail este impresionat? de sensibilitatea ?i bl acirc nde?ea lui Jack. Cunoscacirc nd icirc ns? prea bine ura acestuia fa?? de magie, hot?r??te s? tr?iasc? desp?r?it? de el dup? conceperea copilului pe care ?i-l dorise at acirc;t de mult, pentru ca Jack s? icirc ?i poat? p?stra reputa?ia, iar ea s? icirc ?i poat? îndeplini menirea de vindec?toare. Cu toate acestea, iubirea care se na?te icirc;ntre ei se dovede?te a fi cea mai misterioas? ?i mai seduc?toare for?? pe care au cunoscut-o vreodat?.

Concussion -- the biggest name in today's high-impact sports. As more and more high profile athletes come forward to share their stories of invisible suffering after head injuries, we as a culture are finally acknowledging this silent epidemic. The Concussion Repair Manual is written as a user’s guide for those suffering after head traumas and those that support them. ?It is one-part “textbook,” packed with the leading research on medical technologies for healing the injured brain, and one-part “workbook,” offering a step-by-step method for making and tracking a personalized recovery regimen. Dr. Dan Engle's background and passion for concussion repair stem from a three-decade investigation into the many modalities for healing his own traumas. ?When the usual medical treatments didn’t help, he explored what was possible, found what worked and put them into this manual - "the best of the best" in the medical arena for recovering from sports related head injury. Reviews "A game changer. This book is the most useful piece of literature I have ever read on concussion." - Matt Cook, MDFounder, BioReset Medical "(This) book can also be used as a simple tool to get smarter and think better, even if you haven't had a concussion. Whether you are a physician, a patient or simply an optimal health seeker, this book is a must-have for your personal health library." - Ben Greenfield, Human Performance Consultant, BenGreenfieldFitness.com "Dan's CRM is required reading for concussion patients, their caregivers, and all allied healthcare practitioners who care for these patients. There is a better way and this is it. "- Scott Sherr MD, Founder, Integrative HBOT, Head of Protocol and Innovation at Hyperbaric Medical Solutions, @hmsHBOT About the Author Dr. Dan Engle is Board Certified in Psychiatry and Neurology, with a clinical practice that combines functional medicine, integrative psychiatry, neuro-cognitive restoration and peak performance methods. He lectures and consults globally and is the medical advisor to Onnit Labs, the True Rest Float Centers and several international treatment centers using indigenous plant medicines for healing and recovery.